The Pre-Rolled

*cheech and chong skit*

(Rap
God
Pat
Ron)

Wake up in the morning
And get high as fuck
I got a couple pre rolled
Ima light it up
Ima hit the bong
And play my favorite song
And only top notch bitches come and ride with us
So hold it down if i let you in my section
Feel a mystical vibe
To be all up round my presence
Might pull out a 45'
If i hit it to elleven
Swimmin in a pool of liquor while im listening to kendrick
Gotta let you know
Patron That nigga yeah
Dont forget yeah!
Catch me in yah city yeah!
Where the bitches at?
Smoke a whole zip of that
Then i get it back
Bucket hat with the sperrys on
Young fisherman
Drumline pink floyd
Nigga got bands
Please dont waste my time hoe
A nigga got plans
Man these nigga know i spit bars on the mic
Rap god pat ron
Nigga got xans
Got damn
Heard they looking for a nigga like waldo
I was smoking blunts playing grand theft auto
When these pretty bitchess wanna kick it like Ronaldo
If you ain't with the shits
Baby girl
What yah call for ?
I swear i think she only diggin
Cause she saw gold
Told that bitch i pull the strings like guitar shows
Grinding with this music can a young nigga ball tho ?


(EA$E)

First I fuck em then i duck em
Thats the motto
I was sippin gold coronas
With my vatos
Lucky with these bitches like i just hit the lotto
I just want some marijuanna can you let the pot grow
Im so
Pablo, piccasso
And you so
Ronald mcdonald
Living for today
Like theres no tomorrow
I woke up in the morning
I was high as fuck
A flip phone camera
Thats so clutch
Flip flop sandles
Speeding in a rush
Wake in bake intake
Got my mind so stuck
Too clutch
When im pushing in the clutch
Stick shift riding dirty in rush
Im that 2 phone sensai
Prolly watching hentai
Gotta get my rent paid
What you say
Got me going insane
If i go missing
I know you gone miss me
I never act fake
Cause that shit dont fit me

Fuck a fasade
Four door garage
I need a massage
I need a medusa to look in my eyes
Freeze on contact
Really tho im all that
Shout out to the 90's
And can i get a call back ?
Can i get enough . ima diamond in the rough
When we fuck and she fiending for the touch
Ima victim of the lust
Finna blush in the brush
Blowing steam in the back of the bust
Yeah im working for a million
Tell the teacher said they children
Ima make it cause Im willing
Cause i told you what Im dealing
Maka-million Maxamillion on my credit card
Pussy gotten wet got me drowning in the reservoir sliding like debit card
Ima start a war with them suicide doors
But i really can't afford what Im looking for
So i tell em live free

White boy awesome
Passing that bitch like i was steve austin
Gold on my neck yeah yunno that Im flossin
Looking at the struggle, can't wait til im balling, balling like Jordan a fresh pair of jordans
Aristocrat and i'll get the dap and ill hit the blunt cuz im good at that
And my mind get free i won't take it back, i won't take it back

[Pat Ron]
Well ease let me take it back and since the beat won't give me pussy im rape the track
And every verse i spit i bet i state the facts
Pat ron shit rolling weed posted in the back
I just need a couple ice cubes and cup wit some drink and a bag of the gas
And can i get a blunt, split a cut of few of my niggas and bitch wit some ass