Eminem Ruined A Whole Generation Of White Boys

[Eminem]
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, go-go gadget dick
[Nenshi cuts and scratches]
Fucking
Bitch though Wu Tang Clan
Was a fucking anime
[Verse 1]
Thinks Eminem's the goat because he raps fast
Hair dyed blonde so the girls know hes swag man
Calls himself a stan unironically, wanna be logic probably
Gotta be joking me, this man's a joke to me (what)
His top 3, Logic, Joyner, Marshall Mathers
Pro-free speech but gets mad when called a cracker
Takes Anthony Fantano as fact
But if he has the wrong opinion they come at him like an animal pack
Yo, he must say, Em can write
Spends his time alone browsing Reddit every night
Smells of only Axe Body Spray and Monster Energy
When is he gonna get a life outside of watching hen-ety
(Hentai) The same thing, created by degenerates in Beijing
They think 8-year-olds consent if they're pen and ink
Lemme think, thinks he's smarter than the libtards
Thinks his copy-pasted comment lyrics really hit hard
Favorite beef goes back to i
Dubbbz' grill to Ricegum
"Biggie's overrated, ever hear Vanilla Ice though?"


[Skit]
Dude, did you hear the new Eminem Album?
Yeah, it kinda sucked
Nonononono, dude, it was fire, he destroyed Nick Cannon
I don't really care
Dude, c'mon, and Godzilla? GOAT tier, man
What the hell are you saying
Dude it was so good, how can you say it wasn-
Leave me alone
C'mon
Shut the f-
[Verse 2]
Pew
Die
Pie fan, R/Dank
Memes
"Just murdered a child for liking Fortnite, no need to thank me"
Is a Hip
Hop
Head mod with the shitty Reddit flair
But also goes to Circle
Jerk because he thinks he's self aware
No
Name is a racist, Tom Mac
Donald is a savior
Scary blacks trying to rap truly is a pain, er
Yo, ayo, blacks be the real racists
He's pissed that the MSM won't face this
Hates it when people say Revival wasn't good
Even though it goes against his own opinions which he stood
Defends Relapse and Supermarket with his life
Like a skinny white knight fighting haters left and right
13-year-old NF fans aren't to be restled with
Anti-SJW with a pencil grip
Made his mom donate $20 when they crowdfunded Nut Up
So the fake Slim Shady should probably shut the fuck up
99% of rap he listens to is white
Fan of edgy humor but can't seem to do it right
Though alike you and I participates in gaming
With the hard-r based racist name saying
Cringe-based-based-cringe like a damn disease
Zoomer looking ass motherfucker bout to catch these
Know that this is coming from a big ass wigger
So pull the trigger, you ain't nothing but a bitch ass Nathan
And I'm out


Uh
I'm a spiritual miracle lyrical individual
Based, based
Yo
Yeah