Joel Michael Singer Song

[Intro]
I'm Joel Michael Singer
I beat up 3 people
I'm Joel Michael Singer
And I'm real evil

[Verse 1]
I walked into the place
Punched a cashier in the face
Then the manager came
And he saw the whole thang
So I head butted his face
And I turned to walk away
I saw a person standing there
So I tried to punch his face
He tackled me to the ground
And I cried like a little bitch
I was lost and now I'm found
All over the internet

[Chorus 1]
I'm Joel Michael Singer
I'm a piece of shit
I'm Joel Michael Singer
On the internet
I'm Joel Michael Singer
I get money from my dad
I'm Joel Michael Singer
And you can beat my ass

[Verse 2]
I got cash that my daddy gave
I spend it all on DMCA
To take down this vid of me
That now everyone has seen
I lied to the police
Told them 10 dudes jumped me
Why aren't you in love with me?
I've done literally nothing

[Chorus 2]
I'm Joel Michael Singer
I can't sing at all
I'm Joel Michael Singer
But you've seen me bawl
I'm Joel Michael Singer
And I work in sales
I'm Joel Michael Singer
And I should be in jail