Fuck a Pumpkin

(Yung Noodle)

[Chorus]
Damn
It's already October
See a new thot
I don't know her
I tell her come closer
And then I might just show her
What's in my basement
Put her in enslavement
And then I kill the old thot
‘cause now I have a replacement

I swear to God
If I see a kid dressed up like Fortnite
I don't see a thing wrong with his death
But I think that the court might
Pump shotty to the face and now he's down
And then I floss over his body
And I put him in the ground

[Verse 1]
It's spooky season
So be ready for thots
Dressed as scarecrows
I'll dress up like a baby
And scare hoes
Bitch wear your protection
When you see an erection
Else I'll be in your womb
And you'll have a C-section

[Verse 2]
Sit on my Porsche with two bowls
The Glock is in one
Keep it cocked
Give Skull Trooper some holes
Then eat their souls just like I am IT
I'm shooting any bitch on Halloween
If I can see her fucking tits

[Verse 3]
Bitch I'm Freddy Krueger
Keep a ruger
Thot dressed like a sexy tutor
I might shoot her
I met hooters with some shooters
On a date with thotty
Know I shouldn't
Wanted to open fire
But then I couldn't
See, says she like girls
And now I'm confused
Can you be a thot
If you don't only like dudes?
I don't really know
So I spared her life
And I'm gonna still keep a nut
So if she thinks twice I'll be ready to strike
Murder thotties like the Jews
During the reign of the Third Reich

[Chorus]
Damn
It's already October
See a new thot
I don't know her
I tell her come closer
And then I might just show her
What's in my basement
Put her in enslavement
And then I kill the old thot
‘cause now I have a replacement

I swear to God
If I see a kid dressed up like Fortnite
I don't see a thing wrong with his death
But I think that the court might
Pump shotty to the face and now he's down
And then I floss over his body
And I put him in the ground

[Verse 4]
I am horny
Fuck a pumpkin
With my homies
They might jump in
Gangbang that shit like some vegans
I bust first and then I'm leaving
My dick is shrivelled ‘cause now it is colder
Thot patrol, bitch I'm a soldier
With a girl, she's on my shoulder
Pussy tykes, I'm eight years older
Now my dick is flaccid, take some acid
Horny again, fuck a pocket pussy
Then I pass it

[Verse 5]
See a GILF dressed as a witch
I took her home
I fucked that bitch
Her name was [?]
Pussy I must fill it
Now I have Syphilis
And it all on burns on my dick
But it was worth it
[?] is [?]
I must observe it
Take it home to preserve it
Put it in a thotties handie
She deserves it

[Verse 6]
My dick like banana ‘cause I curved it
Fortnite kid in the road and I'm not swerving
Is he dead?
I must be certain
Back up over his body
Bonus points if I hit a thotty
I'm so happy and I go home
And fucking fappy to some weird porn
This bitch is using corn as a dildo
Now there's nut on all my pillows

[Verse 7]
Then it's nutty night time
Then wake up
Bitch time to grind
Let's get this bread
My nut's some poison like it's [?]
When a thottie suck me off she end up dead
I hide her body in the shed
When it's winter use her as a sled
I'm retarded but not as [?]

[Verse 8]
And that is Grant
Can he answer two plus two?
No he can't
All he does is rant about his sister
She is cute
I want to kiss her
But she's in college
I must acknowledge that she's gone
Just like my dad
He comes back ten years later
Did you miss me?
Just a tad
I hope this Tik
Tok shit
Is just a fad

[Verse 9]
Or else I'm loading up my rifle
Make my school a battle for survival
Just like a battle royale
Squad up with my pals
Catch the winner, winner
Chicken dinner
Shooting up schools
I'm not a beginner

[Chorus]
Damn
It's already October
See a new thot
I don't know her
I tell her come closer
And then I might just show her
What's in my basement
Put her in enslavement
And then I kill the old thot
‘cause now I have a replacement

I swear to God
If I see a kid dressed up like Fortnite
I don't see a thing wrong with his death
But I think that the court might
Pump shotty to the face and now he's down
And then I floss over his body
And I put him in the ground

(Damn Noodle that shit was fire huh-huh-huh)