When I Get Home

YOUR BOY FOR LIFE
"When I Get Home"

(snoring)
Oh shit I'm late, aah, FUCK!

[Verse 1]

Wake up in the morning, brush my teeth
Go to take a leak and piss over the toilet seat
Then I go to clean it up but get some on my thumb
Rub my eye by accident and irritate it some
Running out the door, I'm late for work, I gotta run
Open up the door, someone standing there with a gun
"Put your hands up, don't make any noise or you'll be done
Give me all your jewelery!", I told him "I got none!"
He told me "You're a rapper, don't be lying to me son!"
I said, "I ain't balling but I got weed if you want some?"
Then he looked away and when he did, I punched his throat
So he hit the ground, dropped his gun and started to choke
I told him "we could've just kept it cool and had a smoke
So rob me if you want motherfucker because I'm broke"
Running, tryna catch my train but I just missed it bro
And the next train is coming in 40 minutes yo

[Hook]

You think you know me but perhaps, you don't
There are a few things about me you should know
I keep my anger built inside on the low
Things do tend to get better
Things will get better when I get home


[Verse 2]

I made it to work in an hour and a half
Late, ran into my boss and the rest of the staff
Great, he was fuming at me and pointing a pen
"You were supposed to be here at 8 and showed at 10?"
Wait, just let me explain you know I'm not a liar
He said, "it doesn't matter because of now, you are fired!"
Hate, pouring inside of my body and I'm wired
So I went outside and slashed the motherfucker's tires
Saw me from the window, when he did, he called the cops
Walked away but they saw me so I'm running through blocks
Running towards the subway and then I heard a shot
Bullet missed me but a body in front of me dropped
It was just a puppy who just caught one in the head
As I ran, I wasn't sure, but assumed it was dead
Everyone looked at me and they pointed with their finger
"Don't let that blonde piece of shit get away, dog killer!" (It wasn't me!)

[Hook]

You think you know me but perhaps, you don't
There are a few things about me you should know
I keep my anger built inside on the low
Things do tend to get better
Things will get better when I get home


[Verse 3]

So I reached my stop and now I'm hopping off the train
Light a cigarette and then I step out in the rain
Water hit my cigarette and then it lit it out
Pouring, so I walked into a bar to sit it out
So I order myself a drink and then get a text
It read "turn around", so I did and it was my ex
"You're a piece of shit, I fucking hate you, you're a prick
I never loved you anyway, you got a little dick!"
I told her "shut the fuck up bitch, I don't wanna hear shit
Plus we broke up like 7 years ago fucking pig!" (bitch!)
And when I said that, her new boyfriend just appeared
Standing 6'11", 300 pounds with a beard
He said, "Isn't this the fag you dated in art school?"
She nodded yes and then he punched me off the bar stool
I managed to crawl all the way to my crib all alone
Rolled a joint and said, "Fuck the world, I rather be home" (Fuck it!)

[Hook]

You think you know me but perhaps, you don't
There are a few things about me you should know
I keep my anger built inside on the low
Things do tend to get better
Things will get better when I get home

Ahh, I got my weed over here
Got Golden Girls Season 2 on Blu-ray
Some fucking Milano cookies and like the Italian
Ones, you know with the rainbow stripes..