A Day In The Life

I wake up every morning
Taste of whiskey on my breath
I put whiskey on my grocery list
I better not forget
When I'm rollin' through the store
Isle 4 my daily path
Welcome to a day in my life
This is Tuesday, I am Seth
Now I've got my favorite bottle
And a quarter tank of gas
I'd like to fill it up
But Seth Reed just spent his last
So I pull up to the station
With a Glock in my left hand
And my right hand full of gummies
Not an impulse; this was planned
So I've got my fuel and gas
And it's time to hit the town
See a little 8-year boy scout
Walk an old lady around
I reflect upon my old days
As I ram 'em nice and clean
I don't flinch or show remorse
This is part of the routine


From the corner of my eye
I then notice something near
Flashing lights from red to blue
In the center of my mirror
My foot presses on the gas
As I race against the lawmen
But my heartbeat doesn't change
This is actually quote common
The power of a thousand horses
Under my command
With a sharp turn to the right
I destroy a farmer's land
The crop circles that I craft
Would make anybody mad
But I'm friends with Farmer Jim
And he'll just put it on my tab
I pull my car into the shop
For a brand new coat of paint
A fresh license plate attached
My mechanic's doing great
If you ask me why I do this
I won't know what to say
I just do it cause I'm used to it
Every single day


/ BREAK /
Now my car is clearly different
But my face is still exposed
And I'll need a new disguise
If I wanna see the hoes
So this part here is different
'Cause i'll try out a new style
But the checkout's pretty quick
This goodwill has my card on file
Next I hit the nearest library
And check out a PC
I browse the dark net markets
For a similar ID
I print the paper off
Good thing I brought a single dime
They shut down here at 6:30
And today I'm right on time
So I take my fake ID
And I head out for the Vu
Deja Vu is a nude strip joint
Just in case you never knew
Now since regulars get discounts
The entry should be free
But I have to pay full price
Because they don't know I'm Seth Reed


Now I get to pick a girl
And I ask for Romanov
But I violate the rules
Because my hands just won't stay off
And she sees through my disguise
With the skill of a magician
"Didn't I tell you yesterday?
You're going back to prison"
/ BREAK /
So the warden comes to pick me up
And throw me in the cell
I find many of my treasures
Here in this familiar hell
Day-trading cryptocurrencies
I turn them back to stock
I have time to kill
Before the guards switch shifts at 8 o'clock
The day staff pissed
I'm on their list
I require some assistance
But the night staff don't know I exist -
They're the path of least resistance
If i tried to sneak out through the front
I'd be quickly overridden
That's why I sneak out through the hole
Under a poster I keep hidden
/ BREAK /
When I escaped, the hole was wet
My shoes are surely soaked
I always buy two pairs for this -
The seconds in my coat
When I reach inside
Instead of shoes there's ham and swiss on rye
I take one bite and taste the peanut
This is how I die