I'm A Weezer Fan

(Verse)
I popped outta bed and hopped into my sweater. I got on the bus hoping this day would be better. Ya see I'm making a plan to talk to my crush. Dude just thinking about her gives me a blood rush, but you see the issue here, man this shit is wide and clear. There's this band that had some hits, and man now you never hear. If you still don't got it please get it. The second you hear it man you'll really really hate it
(Chorus)
I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't steal your girl with my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! I'll never ever get to see a girls tit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't pull no hoes in my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Can't get any cooch so I listen to this band!
(Verse)
So now you know my story, and how we roll. Us weezer fans man, we don't fuck with hoes. In reality man we don't really have a choice ya see we get around girls and we lose our damn voice. So as you can see the struggle is real. I try not to simp but man I beg and kneel. Sometimes I think, "man liking weezer sucks. If I didn't like this band I'd be able to fuck."
(Chorus)
I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't steal your girl with my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! I'll never ever get to see a girls tit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't pull no hoes in my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Can't get any cooch so I listen to this band!
(Chorus)
I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't steal your girl with my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! I'll never ever get to see a girls tit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Couldn't pull no hoes in my basic ass fit cuz' I'm a weezer fan! A fucking weezer fan! Can't get any cooch so I listen to this band!