f*ckonthe1stdate

[Intro: Random Girl]
Hi! My name's Lisa
I'm what some people call a sex addict
I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys
It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
And suck c*ck and all that you know?
I mean I usually just tell 'em
Pull that muthaf*cka out and let me see it
Get started...

[Verse 1: Monoxide]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
f*cking every b*tch in the world, just cuz I can
And I won't even play with you b*tches that don't f*ck
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane
b*tch, you ain't sh*t but a ho and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully f*cking and sucking di*k
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
Cuz I was f*ckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheeks
And get my di*k to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid
(Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?)
f*ck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stinkin' b*tches thinkin' about my cash

[Hook x2]
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't f*ck on the first date I'm leaving that ass

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
b*tch wit' the big lips, I'm a young n*gga
With crazy f*ckin' my hips
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to f*ck you
Hey b*tch, that's a nice ass
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey b*tch, do you like sex? Well me too
I'm goin' pull my di*k out and this is what we goin' do
f*ck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked di*k, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my di*k is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Monoxide]
You can tell it from the getgo b*tch, I ain't the one
And stricly for your info b*tch, you ain't the bomb
I done f*cked many two and three hoes at the time
And the most hoes I f*ck in one night is like five
DAAAAMN...
You can say I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide f*ckin' b*tches left to right
Let a killa know, if your f*ckin' tonight

[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox]
Hey b*tch, do you shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
Leavin' a rash on my c*ck
Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hot
Hey b*tch, would you finger your box?
And rub the butt of a n*gga name Madrox
Half hour killa with an hour worth a di*k
So do you wanna f*ck? Hey you, hey b*tch...

[Hook]

[Outro: Jamie Madrox]
Stupid b*tch!
What the f*ck you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f*ck?!?
Who the f*ck you think you are?!?
Motherf*ckin' Liz Claiborne, b*tch?
I don't like that sh*t, and I don't like you!
So if you ain't f*ckin', you need to bounce, b*tch!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead sh*t!