You'z a Ho, Ho, Ho! (A Holiday Acoustic Freestyle)

[JRA intro]
What's up y'all?
Happy Holidays...
Happy Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa...
And we got this cautionary tale, about some young ladies...
Who broke our on holiday season
And we smoke upon them!

[JRA]
We call 'em Hoe Hoe Hoe Ho Ho Ho Ho-o-o's (ey)
You'z a Hoe (ey)
Some dirty Hoe's (ey)
We ain't talking 'bout Santa claus' "Ho's", girl you'z a Hoe! (ey)
A dirty Hoe (ey)
Baby girl, you'z a Hoe!

[Traphik]
We was chillin' by the christmas trees (yeah)
She started lyin', I said bitch please
I thought you told me that you were single
But I found out that she went down on Kris Kringle (uh)
I gave her my all, but I found out she licked on his jingle balls (oh)
Man, I said get off my cock
You're not gonna get no dick in the box (Dick in the box)
She used to smell like herbal essences, (right?)
I spent all this money on a new present!
I found out that she cheated on me!
So I beat her up, yeah I beat her in 3,..
2,1, couple black eyes, 'cause she cheated with a couple black guys!
You don't know me I still SMACK guys! (ho-oh)
Then I found her home-girl and slapped thighs!

[JRA]
We call 'em Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe's (ey)
You'z a Hoe (hoe)
A dirty Hoe
You probalbly had sexual relations with Santa's helpers
You'z a Hoe (Rudolph too)
Even that reindol... Rudolph with the reindeer nose

[Lil Crazed]
So I met this girl, legs tryna get between
I give her the color, vending cream (uh)
Yeah, she was on my whishlist
What I want for Chrismas
But now she's dismissed! (wow)
Like school, I straight straight schooled her, (uh)
And I didn't like her
I fooled her, (wow)
Around her
Then I took it out the window
Played games kinda like Nintendo. (oh)
Weed, weed
She played with my weed
I took her right down and she went like: "Wiiiii!"
Then she ate it
Went around and Baked it
Gave her the cookie, Now she wanna make it
-er
Christmas dinner, (uh)
I called her a winner. (ho-oh)
But she was a sinner, I didn't like her Saint, (ho-oh!)
So it's okay girl, dry out like paint!
Aight

[JRA]
We call 'em Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe's (ey)
You'z a Hoe (ey)
Such a dirty Hoe (ey)
An 'H' 'O' (ip)
And all your girlfriends are dirty hoe's
Dirty hoe's
I hope you don't kiss your mom with that mouth, girl you'z a Hoe

[Jreyez]
Yeah, this is what I'm spittin'
This life is the life that we live in!
It's getting close to Christmas
Skitted on her lookin' at her thicc-ness
Yeah and then bitch started twitchin'
I dunno but me I'm just spittin'
Yeah, 'cause she's a dirty Hoe
Ridin' in my car and I kicked her out the road (oooh!)
Yeah, 'cause she's a hoe
JRA, let them know!! (Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!)

[JRA]
You a Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe!
You'z a Hoe (ey)
A dirty Hoe's (ey)
You mess with all of my bro's (bitch)
What's up with that girl?!? (You a Hoe!)
You a Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe Hoe!
You'z a Hoe (Why?!? I loved you! Why?!)
Why did you have to mess with Kris Kringle?
Why girl?!
I thought you was single
And ready to mingle. (oh)
And jingle with my balls. (*crying)
With my balls
Do the jingle ball rock
With JRA, Happy Holiday
TRICK!!!

[Outro]
Cheers!
*Rambling over freestyle*