The Life Of A Stickman

[Verse 1]
I'm here with a quick rap and try to tell
How my life became like the same hell
Cause living like me it's a never-end tale
But at sometimes for me it's pretty well
If I could change something in my life
It'd be one job, money or even a wife
There were things that made me shine
But now they're not here, it's not fine
They're criticizing me for having no motion
They should know that I'd be in stop-motion
But the creator didn't had any other damn option
Than making me in a fucking laptop, there's the explosion
My friend got rejected and almost die in a mission
Despite that, I need to be right in this damn position
Because living here could be such as an ambition
There are no fucking laws here, it'd be a good decision!

[Hook]
This is how a stickman lives
We can not be so deceived
Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell
But you'll see that everything go well!

[Verse 2]
I know that you'd like to know more of me
So I will try to explain it in this song to be
More clear and probably say some secrets of me
Ok, so this is what you're going to see
Since the beginning I've felt so happy
When I was 5 years old, I had a phone, I had no PC
Cause it wasn't time for a child to use that shit
2007, YouTube, chocolate, it was all my company
Wait, I'm outta the stickmans history
But shut up, then why do you listen to me?
That used to be all my fuckin' childhood
It's complicated, you weren't in my hood
Bitch, all those videos that'd put my ass on the floor
One year later, I was playin' with a armadillo
All the time, but I was just gettin' killed by
The mothafuckin' snake, but it was all so
I could chill out, wait, now we're back
At our reality so don't be fucked
But I'mma lay the chorus first

[Hook]
This is how a stickman lives
We can not be so deceived
Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell
But you'll see that everything go well!

[Verse 3]
About time, it's our opportunity to get rich
The fortune, fame, money, an iPhone, all that we can reach
Or get an enormous boat with my favorite bitch
But we get to know that it's just a fucking shit
Fuck off, fuckin' wizard, I'mma throw you in a ditch
I'm getting back to home, I'll take I break watching a show
Motherfucker, stop right there!
What now?
You're watching my show!!
How the fuck did he know? I don't know how
Chill the fuck out man, you're about to blow
What? Someone's at the door, I ain't answer
It looks like they'd like money, damn fucker
Chris and Arturo want a videogame, it doesn't matter
Brother helps brother, I'mma write another rhyme later
I gotta go get a fucking gift for Chris birthday!

[Bridge]
Nobody has the motherfucking paddleball
It's not even in the biggest mall
Wait, I found one, but everything came wrong, they made to the cops and ambulance a call

[Interlude]
"I'll get my revenge for this!"

[Verse 4]
We're back again at my normal life, if you know what I'm talking
You probably won't like it, I can here in the comments your bitching
Where I was at? I'm forgetting
Oh yeah, after all that gaming, I'd use my phone for something fucking
Better, started to take pictures and videos, just messing
All Sundays I was at a Internet with SpongeBob playing
All the good content of the society in my phone I was enjoying
I remember those days with my father on a park waking
Days passed and my favorite day happened
I was my Christmas three putting
All my friends, all that fun, I enjoyed all that, watching
YouTube videos, I remember when we played that Saw parody
All the music that my uncle used to passed me
Those old phones and travels that'll never get back to me
2-0-0-9, a new brother, new life, I think it's all fine
I think I'm moving out of the Stickmans again

[Hook]
This is how a stickman lives
We can not be so deceived
Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell
But you'll see that everything go well!

[Verse 5]
After that shit, I'll go watch a movie
It's a premiere, that sounds good for me
Crap, they're so expensive, popcorn you be
Mine in this movie, WHAT THE FUCK, EH?
A fucking Italian terrorist tried to blow it
Literally, I'm not paying, this night'll be free
Ok, next day, it's all ok
No problems, no, fucking gay
It's time to go to the park, all the day
Ok, no, it's night and get a pizza I may
I said I'd be very cool, that was fake
Something made me get the fuck out
It was just that they're not ok right now
Fuck it, prank time! Wait, this motherfucker came back
And we're all fucked
A shotgun, AK-47, MAC-11, they're all cocked
We're now saved, wait, cancellation?
It's the end of my story, is a complication
I need to tell you more, but it's my destination
To tell you in another song so you could give me some
Respect or support, see ya later, it's all fucked

[Hook]
This is how a stickman lives
We can not be so deceived
Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell
But you'll see that everything go well!

[Interlude]
"I'll be back, mothafuckas"

[Outro]
Haha!
5 fucking verses, so long, ain't it?
You're probably bored
But if you saw my series, you'll understand
Here I'm explaining you my life
In my perspective, you'd understand
Cause that's how a stickman lives