Short Side/Blow Job Betty
By Too $hort (1987)
On album Get In Where You Fit In (1993), Raw, Uncut And X-Rated (1987)
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Short side
Too Short, you know ain't nothing but a side
Well it's Too, homeboy, i can't lie
I got a brand new rap and i call it Short Side
I just don't know, you're so [?]
Guess what, baby boy, you get to hear
Short Side, burning rubber on a bitch
And give her toilet paper so when she shits
In her drawers, in the street
When she sees me rolling, luxury
When she wants so much to take a ride
That right there is Short Side
Having more bitches wanting me
For only one thing: head surgery
If you can't understand that pimping tip
It's freaky lizard lips all on my dick
If i talk too strong, don't kick back
Short Side emotion, here's the rap
Too Short, i hear her call my name
Because she's so so sprung on the Too Short game
I don't even know what you wanna tell me
[?] you wanna freak
You can only suck dick 'cause you're much too fast
And on that pussy i got to pass
So, what you gonna do, what do you know?
Do you wanna take a ride so you can blow
If youy don't that's on, Too Short's gone
I bet another young freak will come along
They think i get down 'cause i'm so damn rich
Never left a party without a bitch
I just work' em , drop 'em and they all find out
All i get down is dick in her mouth
No two times have been the same
But another bitch's fucked by the Too Short game
Raise up, homie, can't you forget it?
You gonna get fucked if you try to sweat it
She was a young tender, i couldn't resist her
Punk, i didn't know that was your sister
But all that shit is beside the point
'Cause all i did was smoke a joint
And knock me out, without a roll
Your sister sucked me like indo smoke
Nigga, that's game, you should know
Don't tell me your bitches don't ever blow
Because if they don't, listen to me, you're a T-R-I-C-K, baby
I can understand if she refused
But you got to ask and she'll suck you
'Cause all the homies know the tip
Freaky lizard lips all on my dick
Bitches are starting to recognize
Niggas don't like them open thighs
The cap is: a nigga don't even know her
And the bitch don't care, she'll still bend over
She sucked my dick, and in her mind
It's a popsicle in the summertime
She's sucking it good, like a winner
She's going to drop on top and stick it in her
I slapped that bitch and said "get down, ho"
"My nut ain't came, now suck some more"
Up and down i see her work
I throw my arms to the back and call her [?]
Said "i'll beat your ass with a billy club"
"if you don't keep sucking and make me nut"
Ho, you better listen to this:
You're sucking dinner, so suck it, bitch
I like a bitch who can suck dick. She's gotta blow more head, blow more head than Blowjob Betty, oh yeah (echoes). Blowjob Betty (echoes)
Gotta blow more head than Blowjob Betty
Lick my balls 'til my dick gets harder
Blow more head than a well blows water
Telling a little story on the microphone:
Bitch, You can't fuck with me, i got my dick sucked by Blwojob Betty, don't you know what that means?
Well, i'll tell you the story of Blowjob Betty
When it came to sucking, she was ready
Since Betty was young, she seen the shit
Everynight she sucked her daddy's dick
At first she hated it
Then she started to make it fun
After a while, she found a way
To pretend daddy's dick was her birthday cake
All sweet and nothing sour
Sucking on her daddy in the midnight hour
She was eighteen when i met her
She was in the bathroom, she was putting in work
My dick got hard, and i was ready
She was sucking my homie like a baby on a titty
When his nut came, i stepped up
Pulled out my dick for that bitch to suck
She licked my dick up and down
My balls were bouncing on the ground
But then i shot a fatal nut
And knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holding her throat
Me and my homie just hit the door
My homeboy said "Short, don't worry"
But then next day i read this story:
"A young girl died, just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say, there's no suspects"
When i thought that, my brain clicked:
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
And don't tell me: "Short, that's petty"
'Cause you've never got sucked by Blowjob Betty
Blowjob Betty (x4)
Betty (echoes)
Man, i rap so much, i started to record over, because i so much raps ain't no record can hold it. and that's so true about Too Short. Bitch [?] told me, she said "Too Short, i love you". Ain't that a bitch? she said "I love you". you know what i said? i couldn't even start rapping. i said:
Bitch, who are you?
You said you love me, but is that true?
You asked me could you by my lady
You wanted so much to have my babies
So what, bitch? i bust your cherry?
Hell fucking no, i don't wanna get married
'Cause can't no bitch hound me
Talking some shit about a family
I'm a player, and she's my whore
I'm Sir Too Short and i'm a [?]
The last thing i need is a wife
Imma keep that title for my whole life
But if i would, what'd happen to be
Too Short, baby, what would you see
If i had a son, say i had a son
He'd be rocking cocaine by age one
It's true, homeboy, it's not a cap
I'mma tell this shit on the Short Side rap
'Bout the ladies, the women, the girls and freaks
I got a rap for them, so listen to me
I've been trying to say this all through my rhymes
I'm gonna say that shit just one more time:
Niggas ain't fucking, we're getting rich
But that don't mean you can't suck dick
Too Short ain't shit i made up
But you sucked my dick and you never got fucked
You say i'm not the real mcCoy
But you sucked my dick and my homeboy's
You're a pro at sucking head
You licked my balls where it feels best
You sucked my dick better than right
And that right there is Short Side
The pimp tip, could never quit
I heard a freak say: "that's the shit
He took the cake, fucked a break
Too Short, baby sure ain't fake"
That's right, young freak, i'm your commander
When it comes to Short
'Cause a nigga ain't lame, step back bitch
Unless you're trying to make me rich
You told your friends i wanted you
You dumb sprung freak, that's just not true
You came to me and you had to ask
Am i Too Short who sings the rap?
When i replied: "yes i am"
We were walking down the street, holding hands
Then Too Short spit a [?]
And the next thing you know, we was all [?]
Someone had to ask my why do i call this rap "Short Side"
Why, 'cause someone said to me "Too Short, side on that freak"
If you drop the "Too", what's the tip?
Short Side, Short side, you freaky bitch (echoes)
Too Short, you know ain't nothing but a side
Well it's Too, homeboy, i can't lie
I got a brand new rap and i call it Short Side
I just don't know, you're so [?]
Guess what, baby boy, you get to hear
Short Side, burning rubber on a bitch
And give her toilet paper so when she shits
In her drawers, in the street
When she sees me rolling, luxury
When she wants so much to take a ride
That right there is Short Side
Having more bitches wanting me
For only one thing: head surgery
If you can't understand that pimping tip
It's freaky lizard lips all on my dick
If i talk too strong, don't kick back
Short Side emotion, here's the rap
Too Short, i hear her call my name
Because she's so so sprung on the Too Short game
I don't even know what you wanna tell me
[?] you wanna freak
You can only suck dick 'cause you're much too fast
And on that pussy i got to pass
So, what you gonna do, what do you know?
Do you wanna take a ride so you can blow
If youy don't that's on, Too Short's gone
I bet another young freak will come along
They think i get down 'cause i'm so damn rich
Never left a party without a bitch
I just work' em , drop 'em and they all find out
All i get down is dick in her mouth
No two times have been the same
But another bitch's fucked by the Too Short game
Raise up, homie, can't you forget it?
You gonna get fucked if you try to sweat it
She was a young tender, i couldn't resist her
Punk, i didn't know that was your sister
But all that shit is beside the point
'Cause all i did was smoke a joint
And knock me out, without a roll
Your sister sucked me like indo smoke
Nigga, that's game, you should know
Don't tell me your bitches don't ever blow
Because if they don't, listen to me, you're a T-R-I-C-K, baby
I can understand if she refused
But you got to ask and she'll suck you
'Cause all the homies know the tip
Freaky lizard lips all on my dick
Bitches are starting to recognize
Niggas don't like them open thighs
The cap is: a nigga don't even know her
And the bitch don't care, she'll still bend over
She sucked my dick, and in her mind
It's a popsicle in the summertime
She's sucking it good, like a winner
She's going to drop on top and stick it in her
I slapped that bitch and said "get down, ho"
"My nut ain't came, now suck some more"
Up and down i see her work
I throw my arms to the back and call her [?]
Said "i'll beat your ass with a billy club"
"if you don't keep sucking and make me nut"
Ho, you better listen to this:
You're sucking dinner, so suck it, bitch
I like a bitch who can suck dick. She's gotta blow more head, blow more head than Blowjob Betty, oh yeah (echoes). Blowjob Betty (echoes)
Gotta blow more head than Blowjob Betty
Lick my balls 'til my dick gets harder
Blow more head than a well blows water
Telling a little story on the microphone:
Bitch, You can't fuck with me, i got my dick sucked by Blwojob Betty, don't you know what that means?
Well, i'll tell you the story of Blowjob Betty
When it came to sucking, she was ready
Since Betty was young, she seen the shit
Everynight she sucked her daddy's dick
At first she hated it
Then she started to make it fun
After a while, she found a way
To pretend daddy's dick was her birthday cake
All sweet and nothing sour
Sucking on her daddy in the midnight hour
She was eighteen when i met her
She was in the bathroom, she was putting in work
My dick got hard, and i was ready
She was sucking my homie like a baby on a titty
When his nut came, i stepped up
Pulled out my dick for that bitch to suck
She licked my dick up and down
My balls were bouncing on the ground
But then i shot a fatal nut
And knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holding her throat
Me and my homie just hit the door
My homeboy said "Short, don't worry"
But then next day i read this story:
"A young girl died, just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say, there's no suspects"
When i thought that, my brain clicked:
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
And don't tell me: "Short, that's petty"
'Cause you've never got sucked by Blowjob Betty
Blowjob Betty (x4)
Betty (echoes)
Man, i rap so much, i started to record over, because i so much raps ain't no record can hold it. and that's so true about Too Short. Bitch [?] told me, she said "Too Short, i love you". Ain't that a bitch? she said "I love you". you know what i said? i couldn't even start rapping. i said:
Bitch, who are you?
You said you love me, but is that true?
You asked me could you by my lady
You wanted so much to have my babies
So what, bitch? i bust your cherry?
Hell fucking no, i don't wanna get married
'Cause can't no bitch hound me
Talking some shit about a family
I'm a player, and she's my whore
I'm Sir Too Short and i'm a [?]
The last thing i need is a wife
Imma keep that title for my whole life
But if i would, what'd happen to be
Too Short, baby, what would you see
If i had a son, say i had a son
He'd be rocking cocaine by age one
It's true, homeboy, it's not a cap
I'mma tell this shit on the Short Side rap
'Bout the ladies, the women, the girls and freaks
I got a rap for them, so listen to me
I've been trying to say this all through my rhymes
I'm gonna say that shit just one more time:
Niggas ain't fucking, we're getting rich
But that don't mean you can't suck dick
Too Short ain't shit i made up
But you sucked my dick and you never got fucked
You say i'm not the real mcCoy
But you sucked my dick and my homeboy's
You're a pro at sucking head
You licked my balls where it feels best
You sucked my dick better than right
And that right there is Short Side
The pimp tip, could never quit
I heard a freak say: "that's the shit
He took the cake, fucked a break
Too Short, baby sure ain't fake"
That's right, young freak, i'm your commander
When it comes to Short
'Cause a nigga ain't lame, step back bitch
Unless you're trying to make me rich
You told your friends i wanted you
You dumb sprung freak, that's just not true
You came to me and you had to ask
Am i Too Short who sings the rap?
When i replied: "yes i am"
We were walking down the street, holding hands
Then Too Short spit a [?]
And the next thing you know, we was all [?]
Someone had to ask my why do i call this rap "Short Side"
Why, 'cause someone said to me "Too Short, side on that freak"
If you drop the "Too", what's the tip?
Short Side, Short side, you freaky bitch (echoes)
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