Ching Chong I'm In The Taliban

(CHORUS)
Skrrt
Pull up to Iran and i have to shit
Then i go shoot down some Iranian kids
I'm In The Taliban
I come from Pakistan
I go ching chong while i cook dog in a fucking frying pan

(VERSE 1)
I walk to the mailbox
I open it up
What is this i see?
Oh shit I've been drafted
I don't wanna go to war
Your mom is fucking whore
I'll miss her when i am gone
Now i board the plane

(Interlude)
Um i just wanna take this part of the aong to let you guys know "just stay hydrated"
Um premarital sex is a sin
Even though it was just valentines day i don't care it's still a sin
Also drugs are bad

(VERSE 2)
Me and Theo
Flying to Iran
I don't wanna go
What will i do?
Wait i know
Imma hijack the plane
Fly down to Manhattan
Do a pro gamer move
Oh wait is that too soon?


(CHORUS)
Skrrt
Pull up to Iran and i take a big shit
Then i shoot down some Iranian kids
I'm In The Taliban
I come from Pakistan
I go ching chong while i cook dog in a fucking frying pan