Julie The Schooly

Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke,
If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope,
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains,
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games.

But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my d***.

But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly).

She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.