I Stay Ready

[Intro:]
A lot of people ask me
Why I did this
Old school Eminem intro on this song
(That doesn't even make chronological sense)
I know

[Verse 1:]
Now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith
A dangerous game homie I just wouldn't encourage it
I been known to murder sh*t
Been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates
I suplex b*tches on the mic and in real life
I'm damaging sh*t, your clan[?] is like amateur night
You average at best, i've never been even close to it
I could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting sh*t
I'm The Jokerr so the sh*t I do, n*ggas laugh at it
I join the militant sector of black panthers chapter
And get active with em'
Show up at black lives matters with a gat
And bust a cap in the ass of Colin Kaepernick
n*ggas flip out
I'll just be like yo; I'm half black n sh*t
Then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn't matter then
Yo but now I'm jumping fences
Cuz' I did the same sh*t with Ku Kux Klan to Trump at the Republican convention

[Chorus]
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b*tch
You-You can catch me flossing out my teeth b*tch
I STAY READY
Whether I tryna relax at the beach
Or practice my Chi
n*gga it doesn't matter to me!
I STAY READY
Yea - Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
b*tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me homie just because
I STAY READY

[Verse 2:]
You can't get the drop on The Jokerr I'm too swift
I sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks
I sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop grippin'
A shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with
I juke quick in-and-out the game as I chose
One second I'm there the next I'm not
I aim to confuse
Every possible public version of my name is a ruse
My available information is so hazy and skewed
I got n*ggas in the UK thinking I'm from the states
Got n*ggas from up North thinking I'm from the A
Got n*ggas on the West Coast thinking I'm from the East
But I'll beat you with a atlas for thinking I'm not a beast!
The way that I bless a track
You think I'm the rhyming priest
Say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast
I chop 'em in half with my giant teeth while I'm holding feet dangeling vertically - Gulpin' em - I told you

[Chorus]
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b*tch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth b*tch
I STAY READY
I could be blowing a stack at the mall
Or scratching my balls
n*gga it doesn't matter at all!
I STAY READY
Yea - Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
b*tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY

[Verse 3:]
Look -
The bottom line is you whack, my n*gga
You WHACK serious
You teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria
If you a pharaoh they'd bury you in a whack pyramid
Every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack PERIOD
You seriously just whack in all area -
Lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances
When you die your funeral will be whack
I'm over ya
I sneeze when I'm next to you
I got whacknaphobia
Listen to The Jokerr brah
I'm thinking like a gopher does
Lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like The Hulk, because!
I got a vendetta to serve
I'm known to to hold a grudge
Fifty thousand volts from the socket
Here - hold this plug
And when it comes to the rhymes, n*gga you notice
I'm supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious
The top gun - you want some top rhyming flow sh*t
I'm here di*k out for Harambe, post it n*gga

[Chorus]
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b*tch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth b*tch
I STAY READY
I could be catching a fish at the river
Or taking a sh*t in it
It doesn't make a difference my n*gga!
I STAY READY
Yea - Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
b*tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY