Real Cool

[Intro, Jared and Jackson talking over each other]
Real cool
Yeah
What's up, [?]
Doing it!
I'm the lead singer man!
Yeah

[rap: Jackson]
I was pushing a mop and a bucket, making a tax-free coin
For track shoes, vacuum bags, and sirloin [?]
I made a couple of pit stops, took a death trip
Only my battery died, and [?] my hellride
With a helicopter blade and a pontoon
To boot, you can ride, but you cannot fly pro
No, you cannot compute, do not pass the gate
I'll get your brass sparkle band in the Bible Belt states
Now expand and contract, I'll put a hex on a blues cover band
They got a washing machine for a frontman
Try as he might, he couldn't hit a B-flat
I'll hack your PC, I'll smash your TV
Turn Andy Capp comic strips into 3D
Walk in my shoes for a mile, you'll see
There's [?] and they're real fucking tight
Yes [?] rock you in the place to be
Grand Buffet, running a funnel cake sale for World War III
Didn't make a profit in the [?]
So I got bitten by a wolf and now I have to do an on-the-spot transfusion
The only guy that matched my blood type lost his life
Inside a secret Super Mario water pipe
So take a sip of that hard luck, [?] backwash
Your arms are in that crossbow pose (Wrecking ball)
I could squash the competition, with your service at my every beck and call
Believe my impeccable taste, watch my [?]
Put asses in seats and [?] for deep space
I'll steal your jet fuel, put sharks in your gene pool
You want cash, you gotta take it to the street
That's a boat duel
You should take a ride in my car for an hour or more
There's a copy of Cat Fancy in the passenger door

[Break x2]
Whoa! Those boys are mother effing rock-and-roll! [x3]
Are you supposed to be some kind of monster?

[rap: Jackson]
I'll hack your PC, I'll smash your TV
Turn Andy Capp comic strips into 3D
I'll steal your jet fuel, sharks in your gene pool
Lord Grunge, Grape-a-Don

Real cool

[spoken: Jared]
Don't just be cool, be real cool