A Grump Like You

Tasha: (spoken) Say, are you Captain Moody? I hear you're the grumpiest person on the Seven Seas
Pablo: (spoken) Aye, I'm Moody! I've heard of you, too – you're the grumpiest person on dry land
Tasha: (spoken) I am pretty grumpy...
Tasha: (sung) ...and ornery too!
Pablo: A-do ya hardly ever smile?
Tasha: Only once in a while!
Pablo: Do you usually frown?
Tasha: Yup, my mouth's always down!
Pablo: Would you say that you're a grump?
Tasha: From my head down to my rump!
Pablo: Well, it's great to meet a grump like you
Tasha: (spoken) Likewise!
Both: It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!
Pablo: I thought I was the only one
Tasha: But now, we're two!
Pablo: Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do!
Both: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you
Tasha: Folks always tell ya..."you got a bad temper?"
Pablo: Only every morning and every night. Do you stomp around a bit, and yell really loud?
Tasha: At least once a day...or I don't feel right!
Tasha: Are you hardly ever nice?
Pablo: I tried it once or twice!
Tasha: Are you usually mean?
Pablo: That's the way I've always been!
Tasha: You're as grumpy as me!
Pablo: It's the only way to be!
Tasha: Sure, it's great to meet a grump like you!
Both: Oh, yeah! It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!
Pablo: I used to be a lonely grump
Tasha: Guess what? Me too!
Pablo: Think there might be more of us?
Tasha: There's gotta be a few!
Both: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you! It's great to meet a grump like you!