Dragon Warrior

By The Adventures of Duane & Brando (2009)
On album LP of Devastation (Remastered) (2013)

LP of Devastation (Remastered)
LP Of Devastation Version

I'monna club you in the teeth with my bamboo stick.
I'm dressed in leather, with a shield ancestor of Erdrick.
On a quest to bring peace, the land that we're livin' in.
On a mission to hit the Dragonlord with my fist.
Well I got a pocket full of herbs for when I'm powerin' up.
Found Erdrick's Armor near the tree and punched a Wraith in the nuts.
I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini.
I saved the Princess like a motherfucker, barely competing.
And now she's all over my ballsack like stink on shit.
But I got more important things too, so fuck that bitch.
See ya later King Lorik, thanks for savin' my state.
Sorry I can't stay for dinner but I'm gonna be late.
The Dragon Warrior, baby. Drivin' the ladies all crazy.
Dudes wearin' armor despite me, they all jealous they ain't me.
I'm on a mission to kill, I'll punch that bitch in the grill.
Cut every fuckin' finger off until he's begging, I will.

Well I'm on my way to the motherfuckin' castle.
With this new sword, gonna be fuckin' them up.
Level 22 Master, fuckin' up bastard.
With the steel ring that I found in the trunk.
And nobody's gonna touch my style, so infantile.
Think you'll be fuckin' with me?
Gonna drink this forty yo, throw some bows.
Kick y'ass into the tree.
Bitch please, I'mma punch them shits, kick them shits.
Use some Hurtmore on that bitch.
Fuck yeah, I'mma wring their neck, put them in check.
Then bust my damn chick.
With this quarter pounder bro, make her moan.
Send her ass fuckin' home.
But right now I'mma grab that bitch, hit them shits in the back with my FO FO.

Well I'm goin' through the cave with a torch in my hand.
Fighting off some motherfuckers like a man with a plan.
And found a secret entrance way, in the back of the throne.
Stupid fuckin' Axe Knight better leave me alone.
Or I'mma break his damn legs with three plates, for real.
Take his shit and hit his fuckin' torso with my shield.
Oh shit I'm bein' stared at.
Come here Wizard. Now it's time I fight back. I'll break that.
Got the sword, you can fall down 'cause bitch you're whack.
Never thought my fuckin' ass'd make you die like that.
Well oh no my torch went out
I gotta save my spells.
Aww, what the hell.
Radiant (Radi-radi-radi-radi)
I'm almost out any way.
Finally found the exit way through this maze.
And now I'm approachin' Dragon Lord with some words to say.
Somebody better dig him a grave. For real.
You ready motherfucker? Well try this on for size, bitch.

Punch to the face, kick to the shins.
Use some Healmore, now lettin' ya begin.
You're deader than shit, it's only fair to warn.
'Til you show your true form.
Now I'm blockin' and kickin' I can't fuckin' get it.
I barely got any spells left.
I thought I was winnin'.
I guess I was forgettin' the power of his fire breath.
As I fall to the ground, I think of the town.
How in the fuck could I let all these townspeople down?

LP Of Devastation Remastered Version

I'monna club you in the teeth with my bamboo stick.
I'm dressed in leather, with a shield ancestor of Erdrick.
On a quest to bring peace, the land that we're livin' in.
On a mission to hit the Dragonlord with my fist.
Well I got a pocket full of herbs for when I'm powerin' up.
Found Erdrick's Armor near the tree and punched a Wraith in the nuts.
I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini.
I saved the Princess like a motherfucker, barely competing.
Now she's all over my ballsack like stink on shit.
But I got more important things too, so fuck that bitch.
See ya later King Lorik, thanks for savin' my state.
Sorry I can't stay for dinner but I'm gonna be late.
The Dragon Warrior, baby. Drivin' the ladies all crazy.
Dudes wearin' armor despite me, they all jealous they ain't me.
I'm on a mission to kill, I'll punch that bitch in the grill.
Cut every fuckin' finger off until he's begging, I will.

Well I'm on my way to the motherfuckin' castle.
With this new sword, gonna be fuckin' them up.
Level 22 Master, fuckin' up bastards.
With the steel ring that I found in the trunk.
And nobody's gonna touch my style, so infantile.
Think you'll be fuckin' with me?
Gonna drink this forty yo, throw some bows.
Kick y'ass into the tree.
Bitch please, I'mma punch them shits, kick them shits.
Use some Hurtmore on that bitch.
Fuck yeah, I'mma wring their neck, put them in check.
Then bust my damn chick.
With this quarter pounder bro, make her moan.
Send her ass fuckin' home.
But right now I'mma grab that bitch, hit them shits in the back with my FO FO.

Well I'm goin' through the cave with a torch in my hand.
Fighting off some motherfuckers like a man with a plan.
And found a secret entrance way, in the back of the throne.
Stupid fuckin' Axe Knight better leave me alone.
Or I'mma break his damn legs with three plates, for real.
Take his shit and hit his fuckin' torso with my shield.
Oh shit I'm bein' stared at.
Come here Wizard. Now it's time I fight back. I'll break that.
Got the sword, you can fall down 'cause bitch you're whack.
Never thought my fuckin' ass'd make you die like that.
Well oh no my torch went out
I gotta save my spells.
Aww, what the hell.
Radiant (Radi-radi-radi-radi)
I'm almost out any way.
Finally found the exit way through this maze.
And now I'm approachin' Dragon Lord with some words to say.
Somebody better dig him a grave. For real.
You ready motherfucker? Well try this on for size, bitch.

Punch to the face, kick to the shins.
Use some Healmore, now lettin' ya begin.
You're deader than shit, it's only fair to warn.
'Til you show your true form.
Now I'm blockin' and kickin' I can't fuckin' get it.
I barely got any spells left.
I thought I was winnin'.
I guess I was forgetting the power of his fire breath.
As I fall to the ground, I think of the town.
How in the fuck could I let all these townspeople down?

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