Who? Me?

If you don't talk too much
You won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much
Your trouble will be double

Man, you telling me
I got into trouble talking
Me of all people
Why I was just walking along the street and met a pretty girl
She said "Let's stop in some cafe and get me a bite too eat"
I said "Who are you talking too?"
She said "You" and I said "Who?"
And she said "You" and I said "Me"
She said "Yes"
No, I said "No lady I don't"

Well we see we never met well
I'd like too but we I'm little short on I mean it's a long
Ways too I couldn't afford but no you see but I took her though

If you don't talk too much you won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much your trouble will be double

Now when we was through eating
She just sit there talking yap yap yap like women will
The waiter came over and handed me the biggest bill and said
"That's for you" I said "Who are you talking too"
He said "You" and I said " Who" He said "You"
And I said "Me"?
He said "Yes" and I said
"No, you've got the wrong $18, not for what a cup of coffee and a half
No we didn't even have, no I won't pay it, call the manager"
I paid him though

If you don't talk too much you won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much your trouble will be double

Now I don't know exactly how it happened but that gal sure hooked me for life

Next thing I know I was standing in front of a preacher and
He was saying "Do you take this girl to be your loving wife"

I said "Who are you talking to?"
He said "You" and I said "Who?"
He said "You" and I said "Me?" he said "Yes"
I said "No, I hardly know, I bought her, may have kissed her
Her mama wouldn't like, she's too young"
I married her though

If you don't talk too much you won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much your trouble will be double

Now when we got home that night I was so tired I was
Wishing I was dead
But she was feeling fine and she said honey it was two o'clock
And it was time for us to go too bed
I said "Who are you talking too?
She said "You" and I said "Who?" and she said "You"
And I said "Me?" She said "Yes" I said "Honey Alright"

If you don't talk too much you won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much your trouble will be double