Westside Story (Frankendoodle Version)

[Intro]
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Verse 1]
He's beating up Squidward! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Doodle
Boy, stop!
Whoa! Ow
He's got the pencil
What have I done? We've got to find him!
Where could he possibly be?
Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple
Come on, let's go!
I'm not going in there
Come on, Patrick, I'm right behind you, baby steps
Almost there
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
What just happened?
Meahoy, memoyay? Meyoyyoy, ladyonmamoy!
Come on, Patrick, give me a boost up!
Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
No way, I creatеd this monster and I've got to stop him!
Neofinеyin!
See what I mean, Patrick?
Where's the leak, ma'am

[Verse 2]
Yurrgh!
You okay, Patrick?
Finland!
Meyaiovah! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay!
There he is
He's hideous, he makes me sick, just looking at him
Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
Ahem
Oh... but it looks good on you, Sponge
Bob!
He's putting down the pencil!
This is our chance
On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
Bawahh bwah bwah wahh!
Patrick! Patrick! Do something!
Happy birthday!
Ahhhhhhh!
Here's your present
You're welcome

[Verse 3]
Dewaaagheaugaaagh!
Hold it right there, Doodle
I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out
Any last words?
Bee ha, bala hala ba ba!
I'm sorry, what was that?
Bee ha, bala hala ba ba?
Hold still, Doodle
This is for your own good
Take that and this and this and that and this that this that.....
I am Sponge
Bob, destroyer of evil!
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
Done and done.
Gee, Gary, you should have been there!
It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle
He was like a son to me
But I'm sure glad things are back to normal
Well, good night, sweet prince.
Meow.
Good night, magic pencil.

[Verse 4]
Oh, hey, Magic Pencil
What are you doing up?
Drawing yourself a glass of water?
Ahh! Doodle
Bob!
No hard feelings, right?
Ahhhh! What do you think you're doing, doodle?!
You Doodle! Me Sponge
Bob!
Aaaaaaahhhh! Dahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Huh?
Ahhhhhh! Be careful with that thing!
Who knows what will happen?
I nose.
Very funny, doodle, now it's my turn!
Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.
You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school
Ow! Sponge
Bob, you're gonna pay for that!
Or maybe it was most clumsy
Huh? Paper!
Page for Mr. Doodle!
Hey, Sponge
Bob, what's with all the ruckus?
Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
Ha! It's the evil Doodle!
No, no, not evil
He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose
So... he's a drawing?
Exactly! See how happy he is?
He still looks kind of creepy.

[Verse 5]
O, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers
So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came
Are you ready, Patrick?
Ready!
We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
Huh? What's this? My pencil!
The second most important rule for the artist at sea
Always bring a pencil sharpener

[Outro]
Noooooooo!