Thanksgiving vs Christmas

Verse 1:
(Thanksgiving)
Giving gifts is overrated, cutting down trees hacksaw serrated
Just to put it up in your house, leave it for a month, then throw it out
You say its religious, “well yeah that's true” what does that have to do with an old fat dude
Hanging up ornaments, ain't that witty, like I'm not hurting nature, just making it pretty
Your holiday sucks, man u gotta remodel it, you say its the best, but we know that's a lotta shit
Putting up a tree, yeah you've already slaughtered it, they always die right away cuz no one'll water it
Don't step to me boy, man you're out of your element, gods birthday, ur giving gifts just 4 the hell of it
Yeah next to mine ur rhymes will look lame, u should just stay silent like the h in ur name

Verse 2:
(Christmas)
You say ur holidays bout gratitude, but everybody's just in it for the food
Just like ur turkey ull b barbecued, even before my verse u were already screwed
Have u ever heard the saying leave best 4 last, came all the way from december just 2 kick ur ass
Imma give kids gifts spit fire raps, all ur day gives is old people heart attacks
Soon as the feasts over, putting up a tree, you're only here to lead up to me
Like what about ur vaca time, my friend, i get 2 whole weeks, u get 1 weekend
Dinner w/ the fam but it all goes to shit, if someone says a word about politics
Ur holiday sucks and ur rhymes ain't working, santa's only fat cuz of your turkey

Verse 3:
(Thanksgiving)
Oh ok, wanna play that way, Imma roast you worse than this turkey
Chew you up like a bunch of beef jerky, yeah thats right bitch i got no mercy
Say he goes all round the world in 1 night, only reindeer power
Yeah with that weight he ain't goin 2.8 mil miles per hour, nope
Ur days the worst day, u can't compete with my thursday
I know ur afraid i can smell your fear, we both know you've sucked 4 a couple thousand years
Can't rap worth beans, u should quit, id eat u with the feast, but ud taste like shit
Get the hell out? I think u should, santas just a trick to make kids be good

Verse 4:
(Christmas)
Now listen here, you ain't doing so well, you got overshadowed by the nfl
Ur stupid ass rhymes bore me to hell, so let me pass the mic over to santa and his elves
(Santa)
Listen here thanksgiving, yeah i hope you won't be mad
But I'm thankful for this matchup cuz i got it in the bag
U might think it's gon be close, but i got an easy win
So let's spread yo L around, here's my elf friend steppin in
(Elf)
Yo, come on thanksgiving whatcha gon do, just sit back watch me own you
Say ur getting rekt, yeah what's new, only 4 foot, and i still crush you
If u hang a stocking, enjoy ur coal, my bars are colder than the north pole
Ur finished now, so ill hop in my sleigh, give a little wave, then fly away

Verse 5:
(Thanksgiving)
Listen up santa, boy ur gettin hella rekt
Look at that stomach, i was surprised that u didn't run out of breath
And u, little elf, yeah ur raps just don't compete
U should stick to the job u know, helping santa find his feet

Verse 6:
(Christmas)
Yo, I think I see a pattern in every single 1 of ur roasts
But with the feast that u put on you've got no right to make fat jokes
U say they're shitty rappers but at least they got my back
Boy u got no friends, imma eat u 4 a snack

Verse 7:
(Thanksgiving)
Yo i'd rather have no friends than a retard and his lackeys
Why dont u kill urself and santa, then everyone's happy
U better not come near me imma put ur ass in danger
I'd rather eat good food, than go out and sing to strangers

Verse 8:
(Christmas)
You could never win this battle of holidays, I beat u out in every single phrase
I kill these beats, rap assassin, spittin even more fire than a dragon
I just murdered u in this battle so ill see u in hell
Why dont u take this gift and hold it, It's a big fat L