Why?

[Verse 1]
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pus*y pepper
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pus*y pepper, why?

Meeting John Dale Jr
Winked an eye and point a finger
Meeting John Dale Jr
Winked an eye and point a finger, why?

A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered
A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered, why?

Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter
Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

[Chorus]
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why?
And we light up the sky

[Verse 1]
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pus*y pepper
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pus*y pepper, why?

Meeting John Dale Jr
Winked an eye and point a finger
Meeting John Dale Jr
Winked an eye and point a finger, why?

A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered
A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered, why?

Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter
Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why?
And we light up the sky
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why?
And we light up the sky

[Bridge]
Mine delusions acquainted
Bubbles erotica
Plutonium wedding rings
Icicles stretching
Bicycles, shoestrings
One flag, flaggy but one
Painting the paintings of the alive

[Chorus 2]
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why?
And we light up the sky
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why?
On the 4th of July-y!