Miranda

(Verse 1)
Damn you, Miranda
Why's your boy gotta call my name?
Damn you, Miranda
This ain't the first time you've caused me pain
I's just tryin to get a little trashed
Then ya come around just a wavin' that damn badge

Damn it, Miranda
Why you asking for my ID?
Damn it, Miranda
I ain't that drunk now, can't you see?
My sweet lady's waitin' up at home
And if I don't get back, Lord, she'll be gone

(Chorus)
Now I know I've got the right
To keep my mouth shut and stay silent
If my lady finds out
She might get a little violent
I swear that bartender
Slipped something down in my drink
Cause my mind's getting fuzzy, Miranda
It's gettin' hard for me think

(Verse 2)
But you're right, Miranda
I probably shouldn't be drivin' this car
But hey, Miranda
I gotta get home from the bar
Cause if you had a woman just like mine
Then you'd understand that I can't be wastin' time

(Chorus)
Now I know I've got the right
To keep my mouth shut and stay silent
If my lady finds out
She might get a little violent
I swear that bartender
Slipped something down in my drink
Cause my mind's getting fuzzy, Miranda
It's gettin' hard for me think

(Bridge)
Now ‘ociffer' I swear to drunk that I am not God
Yeah I might've swerved but that was me changing songs on my i
Pod
Through all my B.S. I realized I was okay after all
Cause the man with the flashlight just happened to be my father-in-law

(Chorus)
Now I know I've got the right
To keep my mouth shut and stay silent
If my lady finds out
She might get a little violent
I swear that bartender
Slipped something down in my drink
Cause my mind's getting fuzzy, Miranda
It's gettin' hard for me think