I Know Your Wig Is Gone

You go into a drugstore
You say you won't be long
Come back 30 minutes later
And you wanna know what's wrong

I take you out to dinner
Everything you do is wrong
This is strictly confidential, baby
I think your wig is gone

But I don't want to be too hasty
In things I say and do
If it's not asking too much, baby
Please tell me what's wrong with you

Someone told you to be different
But they sure did tell you wrong
When you start hustlin' for my gold, pretty baby
Well I know your wig is gone

I don't want to be too hasty
In things I say and do
If it's not asking too much, baby
Please tell me who's schoolin' you

Someone told you to be different
But they sure did tell you wrong
When you start soundin' for my money, pretty baby
Well I know your wig is gone