Stop Staring at my Dick

Staring at my Dick

Listen up motherfuckers

Why you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Yeah all you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Workin out at the gym
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Tryna buy a muffin
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Take a walk with my mom
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Try to start a conversation
But you're staring at my dick
Yeah all you motherfuckers
Keep staring at my dick

Omk

Walking down town to a nice café
I order a coffee and a creme Brulé
But the waitress at the counter is a total bitch
She's lookin' at my dick instead of making the dish
So I'm goin' to the park, see what's goin' on
Find a friendly dog chilling in the sun
Try to play some fetch, so I throw him a stick
But the sucker ain't runnin cause he's staring at my dick

So why you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Yeah all you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Got a nose job
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

I shaved my head
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Got a face tattoo
But you're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

My mom just died
But you're staring at my dick
Yeah all you motherfuckers
Keep staring at my dick

(choir)
Why, Staring at my dick they're staring at my dick
Staring at my dick, staring at my dick stay staring at my dick x2

So why you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Yeah all you motherfuckers keep staring at my dick
Staring at my dick
Stop staring at my dick

Your wife gave birth
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