Young Love

VERSE
It's been two whole seconds and you haven't even read my text
I'm under the impression you never wanted to have sex
And this makes me confused
I thought you were flirting when you asked me to buy you booze

CHORUS
I'm getting ahead of myself
And I'm sorry that I put hidden cameras on your shelf
You don't need to get a restraining order
Can I please have back my tape recorder?

VERSE
I finally asked you out. You replied with the cool emoji
So I went to the hockey rink and put my head under the zamboni
Can you tell me what's wrong?
With digging through your garbage for inspiration for this song?

CHORUS
I'm getting ahead of myself
And I'm sorry that I put hidden cameras on your shelf
Now went and got a restraining order
Why'd you give the cops my tape recorder?

BRIDGE
Officer, I can explain
Haven't you ever felt love?
Haven't you ever wanted to watch somebody's every move?
This was the perfect way for me to do this!
People they say- Oh Oli, you're being too forward, give her some space
Like, who the fuck needs all these rules?
I just want love
I just want her to notice me
Why the fuck does society disapprove of true love?
You think you can tell me not to steal an uber drivers identity so I can give a girl a ride home?
No you can't
No you can't!
This is a free country
I'm sick of all this PC shit!

CHORUS
I'm getting ahead of myself
And I'm sorry that I put those hidden cameras on your shelf
Why'd you go and get a restraining order?
Is that you trying to say our relationship is over?
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
I suppose a police lineup is a pretty fun first date
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
All because I Wanted a Courtney Love to my Kurt Cobain

OUTRO
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
And now you are gone

And I know the score, and the crowd they all cheer
Haven't seen a loser like me in years
And I'll prove them wrong, cause I know if I don't, I'll be a nobody in a desk job