Livin' Drug Free

Tylenol and Advil too
Sudafed and Nyquil ooh
I got sugar and caffeine to do
There's forty brands of beer and so little time phew

I don't take nothin that ain't give to me
By my doctor or the FDA
Sometimes I need just a little more
So I grab my smokes, head for the liquor store

Allerest and Midol are big favorites too
Marlboro and Viceroy are my thing to do
I saw it on a billboard so I know it's OK
They haven't invaded Virginia yet

I don't take nothin that ain't give to me
By my doctor or the FDA
Sometimes I need just a little more
So I grab my smokes, head for the liquor store

I got me a prescription for amphetamines too
I'll get rid of this weight if it kills me ooh
Once upon a time I used to do cocaine
Now I seen the light, I get my stuff from the doc

I don't take nothin that ain't give to me
By my doctor or the FDA
Sometimes I need just a little more
So I grab my smokes, head for the liquor store