Pinko Hates Kids(Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Tommy Hilfiger)

I walk down the street and they're always there-thats why I hate kids
They look at me, open mouth, vacant stare-thats why I hate kids
Begging for my money to buy some grass-thats why I hate kids
All those Bridgton kids can go kiss my ass-and thats why I hate kids
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I hate kids-who hang around town
I hate kids-who push you around
I hate kids-who think they're cool
If you're under 30, this means you!

11 o'clock at night and I can't sleep-thats why I hate kids
All I hear is funky bass from the street- thats why I hate kids
Half the inbreds at the high school can't even read- thats why I hate kids
They'd rather spend their nights getting drunk/smoking weed-and thats why I hate kids
(Chorus)
I hate kids- who don't understand
I hate kids- and the Wu tang clan
I hate kids- who think they're cool
How about college kids?
I hate them too!
(breakdown)

I hate kids- pregnant at 15
I hate kids- in Hilfiger jeans
I hate kids- who drop out of school
I hate kids and I hate you