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Video begins by showing a parody of the Drama
Alert intro, transitioning to show Jack in a room with a microphone, a laptop, "D-Fuel", and a "subscriber counter."

JACK: It's time for Tube
News. Tube
News is the only show about news on You
Tube dudes who feud for views, woo hoo. Today's subject is world-famous youtuber Pew
PieDie, who, uh, he's been on the show a couple of times before... hey Pewds, you're on Tube
News dude!

PEWDIEPIE: Yeah, Jack... I'm just kinda sick of this You
Tube drama.

JACK: Totally.

PEWDIEPIE: And it feels like some channels are just profiting off it, like these guys spend all day on Twitter just looking for drama to exploit. It's kinda sad, actually.

JACK: Yeah, shut up for a sec...

A Twitter argument between h3h3Productions and boogie2988 is shown onscreen, and a screenshake effect is done on Jack's face as sinister music plays in the background.

PEWDIEPIE: Uh, hello? Jack? Not this sh*t again...

The video cuts away from Jack, and the Drama
Alert intro parody is shown once again. It then transitions back to show Jack in the same room and position he began the video with.

JACK: It's time for Tube
News! You guys are in luck because today, we have a Tube
Feud. A Tube
Feud is when two You
Tube dudes with opposing views crudely feud, too rude! Today's Tube
Feud is between H3-Squared and Boogie-Four-Numbers. And just so you guys know, I'm putting up a lit warning, because, uh, it's gonna get pretty lit fam, it's gonna get pretty lit, woo-hoo-hoo!

As Boogie and h3h3 begin arguing, Jack starts eating ice cream out of a Party Pail Ice Cream tub.

BOOGIE: How do you not like Overwatch? I don't get it.

H3H3: Are you seriously arguing in favor of the sh*tty game, another sh*tty game by Blizzard? They didn't even release it with Competitive, it's already been out for like a month!

BOOGIE: The competitive stuff is coming soon, Ranked mode is coming soon. All games are work in progress, it's, it's, they're continuing to work on.

H3H3: "Oh, there's three levels! Let's add a fourth level! We spent five years in development but we didn't..."

Boogie and h3h3's voices fade as the camera pans to the canisters of D-Fuel. Jack opens the canister, scoops out white powder, puts it down on the table, and uses a Transformers card to cut it. He then pretends to snort it using a $20 bill, clearly parodying cocaine use. As Jack begins taking a drug trip, the video quickly transitions back to show Jack in the same place the video began with.

JACK: In other Tube
News, we have You
Tuber Sky Will.i.ams to talk about a dark chapter of his past.

SKY WILLIAMS: Hey, thanks for having me, Jack!

JACK: Okay...

SKY WILLIAMS: So, a while ago, I was doxxed. And I had my Twitter account hacked...

JACK: Aw man, that's terrible...

SKY WILLIAMS: Yeah, I just got out of an abusive relationship and that, like, really just messed me up.

Jack is shown playing "Drama Bingo."

JACK: Okay, yeah, have you ever had your nudes leaked?

SKY WILLIAMS: Uh, uh, uh, what?

JACK: Your nudes. Have they ever been leaked?

SKY WILLIAMS: No... I don't have any of those pictures, I mean, I accidentally sent somebody a di*k pic... does that count?

Sky's voice fades as the screen transitions to show i
DubbbzTV stating on Twitter "Put me on #Tube
News I've got juicy stuff." The screenshake effect and sinister music from before return as a deepened voice says "Hey, that's pretty good." The Drama
Alert parody intro plays again, transitioning to show Jack in the same place he's been throughout the video.

JACK: I- boys and girls, today we have a Tube
News exclusive! You
Tuber i
Doobbbz has some juicy, juicy gossip just for us. i
Dooobbbz, thanks for joining us, dude, what's up?

IDUBBBZ: Hi, I just wanted to call in and say "go f*ck yourself." I hate your show, I hate everything that it stands for, you're what's wrong with You
Tube. What are you thinking, wearing the trash you wear? Dress your own age, old man, the snapbacks you wear have made me honestly consider suicide. You're disgusting, your show is awful, and the next time you pop open one of your big tubs of ice cream, I hope you choke on it. Cancer.

i
Dubbbz hangs up, and Jack's Twitter screen is again shown. He begins mass-blocking dozens of people who have tweeted at him saying "I disagree with you."

JACK: Blocked! "I disagree with you" oh cool, I block you! Block! Block! Block, block, block! Block, block, block, block! Mmmkay, mmm yes, block! Knock knock, who's there? I don't know, cause you're blocked! Oh, Mystery
GuitarMan doesn't agree with me? And... blocked! Wait, what? "Hey man, you really need to fact-check your stuff." ....The f*ck does that mean?

After an outro card plays with a clip of Jack's "Drama Is More Popular Than Content" alongside links to all the You
Tubers featured in the video, Jack appears in the same spot he typically does his outros.

JACK: Hey, everyone! It's me, the world-famous host of Tube
News. When I'm not profiting off drama, I'm slurping down a big ol' tub of my delicious D-Fuel. It tastes great, it's for d-bags everywhere, so pick yours up today! And don't forget to use my code... it's "b*tchboi."