Freak Show

[Chorus: Pastor Dave]

Oh no, no no no no (x4)
We're a freak show
Known to the people
Praying at the steeple
Blow it up C4

[Verse 1: Pastor Dave]
Dismember your body and put it in a plastic bag
Bring it around back and throw it in the trash before I fucking spaz
You ain't fucking mad so you better stop acting tough
I know this one kid crazy enough to swing plastered gloves
Go to mass and pass every fucking bastard cunt
Go to the priest and smash with a half assed to blunt
Object your honor I do object
Im not crazy I seen the visions through the Pyrex

[Chorus: Pastor Dave]

Oh no, no no no no (x4)
We're a freak show
Known to the people
Praying at the steeple
Blow it up C4

[Verse 2: Pastor Dave]

I'm crazy enough to stick my dick up in a cheerio
I'm lonley so I have phone sex with Siri hoe
She's a dirty bitch you know she gave me venereal
I love her but she gone feel my fucking fury tho
I hate that bitch she's always so material
Istic so I give her this dick with the cereal
Mistic river flowing out of my penis hole
Is it courage when Im scared scream out Muriel