You're A Liar

By Oscar Brand (1958)
On album Bawdy Sea Shanties: Bawdy Songs, Vol. 5 (1958)

Bawdy Sea Shanties: Bawdy Songs, Vol. 5
Cho:
"So take up the sheet me hearties,
"Water the deck with brine,
"Lend to the oars, you lousy whores,
"None is bigger than mine.

"Three old whores from Halifax,
"Were drinking up sherry wine,
"When one of them says to the other two,
"None is bigger than mine."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the next old whore,
"Mine's as big as the sea,
"The ships come in and the ships go out,
"And never a tickle to be."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the next old whore,
"Mine's as big as the moon,
"A man went in in the month of May,
"And never came out until June!"

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the third old whore,
"Mine's as big as the air,
"The sun could set in the crack of my arse,
"And never singe up a hair!"

Cho:

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