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(Intro)

Alright

I've been trying to come up with a little intro thing to do before, sorry my cat won't shut up and it's ruining my fucking life
What are you unhappy about? I treat you like a king! Excuse me. This is hugely problematic

(little ditty)

My cat, makes me cry daily, even though I'm the one who feeds him, he fucking hates me

(Intro, cont)

As I was saying, I was trying to come up with an intro for this video before we get into the song and so I thought about just doing this
Because I don't know if you know this but, pens aren't normally this big, no books aren't normally this small, so it's very funny. Then I just thought there's not enough, there's not really much room to expand there, so then I was wondering maybe it's enough to just do this. Maybe that's enough of an idea, maybe that's sufficient content

(Song)

What if this is all I am
A poorly drawn diagram of a man
With a Shrek sized gut
And child like hands

When will it be my time to go
Or could it be tomorrow (or maybe no)
I wanna live some more
At least till Toy Story 4
Ya know

All of this content
Won't pay my rent
So I'll work in a cafe
And sell a lung on eBay

But in all the dust
That will be left of us
Somewhere maybe there will be my name

(Outro)

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