The Rat Song

Queen Luciana:
I didn't plan to use this so soon
But I didn't plan on the Prince falling in love with that other girl either
Nat, Pat, Mat. I have a job for you...
I want you to pay a little visit to every animal in the kingdom...

Put this powder in their food
They'll sleep like their should...
When the island girl gets blamed
She'll be gone for good

Hurry right back to your room
You'll get something great
All the cheese that you deserve
Will be on this plate

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Pat: She said cheese
Nat: She said cheese
Pat: Watch my tail
Nat: Stop pushing

Nat: We are a trio of hungry fellas
Pat: Who dream at night about Mozzarellas
Nat: What are we hoping will fill our cellars?
Pat: Parmesans and Bries
Nat: I wanna start with a chewy Cheddar
Pat: I find I like a Havarti better
Nat: Give me a fork and a mound of Feta
Pat: How we love the cheese
Nat: In a wedge
Pat: In a hunk
Nat: In a wheel
Pat: In a chunk
Nat: Does it stink
Pat: Like a skunk
Nat and Pat: Yummy, yum yum yum yum
Nat: In a slice
Pat: In a brick
Nat: Very nice
Pat: Very thick
Nat: Over rice
Pat: On a stick
Nat and Pat: Licking up every crumb
Nat: For all our efforts we don't want money
Pat: Don't want a beach where it's warm and sunny
Nat: Just give us something that's soft and runny
Nat and Pat: Yellow, blue or white
Pat: And when the rest of the town is resting
Nat: Oh, the Ricotta we'll be digesting
Pat: No one can top us at fine infesting
Nat and Pat: Nighty nighty night

Nat and Pat:
Some people think that we're vermin
But we're just misunderstood
The connoisseurs of the castle
Oh yeah the living is good
Ooh can you taste it?
Ooh can you taste it?
Ooh can you taste it?

Pat: Yum! Yum
Nat: Ooh can you taste it?
Pat: Yum! Yum
Nat: Now that we've finished our little errand
Pat: Think of the Goudas we'll be comparin'
Nat: Think of the fondue that we'll be sharin'
Nat and Pat: Extra drippy please
Pat: Here is the end of our bedtime story
Nat: Bring on the edible inventory
Pat: This is our moment of rodent glory

Nat and Pat:
Now we get the cheese
Now we get the
Cheese, cheese... cheese
Cheese, cheese... cheese
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
Cheese