England All the Way! (ish)

[Intro - commentator samples]
And England are now in search of that last goal
This is a first to win for England
The referee looking at his watch...
England have time for one last attack
A pass - and it's in!
And England are through to the knockout stages!

[Verse 1]
Summer's coming round again
(Again, and again!)
In one of those years where football never ends
(It never ends!)
The cross of George is hanging from the window
(Big flag! Woo!)
And 10 cans later, this could be our year

[Bridge]
Patriotic fever for a week
And then it's back to watching Spain
...Because we like the way they play

[Chorus]
We're England all the way
(We're England, we're England, all the way!)
Scrape through the group stage
We're backing England all the way
(We're backing England all the way!)
To the quarter finals
And we'll be watching through our hands
(Ahh)
As we miss the final chance
It's penalties - there'll be no Psycho scream
Or Nobby's dance

[Verse 2]
Well obviously I want England to win
(Win!)
But come on (come on!) - it isn't very likely
(Come on! Come on!)
And even if Belgium get banged by Jamie Vardy
(Chat shit!)
The group H runners-up look pretty tough
(Oh no! Oh no!)

[Bridge]
The lionesses made us proud
But they set the bar too high
...Oh well, at least the boys can try

[Chorus]
We're England all the way
(We're England, we're England all the way!)
Scrape through the group stage
We're backing England all the way
(We're backing England all the way!)
To the quarter finals
And we'll be watching through our hands
(Ahh)
As we miss the final chance
It's penalties - there's gonna be no Psycho scream
Or Nobby's dance

[Spoken verse]
Ince, Batty, Pearce (tried)
Lampard, Gerrard, Becks (survived)
Southgate, Vassell, Waddle (why?)
Cole, Young, Carra (never mind)

Becks and Simeone
Rooney and Carvalho
Neville and Moldavan
Steve Mc
Claren - he's our man!

[Chorus]
We're England all the way
(We're England, we're England all the way!)
We're backing England all the way
(We're backing England all the way!)

We're England all the way
(We're England, we're England all the way!)
We're backing England all the way
(We're backing England all the way!)


[Outro]
And if Giggsy's on his game
I'm sure we'll see Wales again
And though it might be hard to sell
I'd like to see Scotland as well

And also Ireland...