Crumpet

Standing tall, standing lean
Head held high, in a dream
Loves to play anywhere
Plays with love, she don't care

But if you're in trouble
She'll be there on the double
They call her "Crumpet"

She's a great big pot of gold
So much love, so much soul
As you see, she's tall and brown
Wears a smile, best in town

She's got a mind of her own
And she's always alone
They call her "Crumpet"
Ooh, Crumpet

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Hey there she goes, looking flash
She'll do your thing for the cash
Next time you see her come your way
Remember what I said today

If you're ever in a fix
She will teach you her tricks
That's why they call her "Crumpet"
Ooh, Crumpet