Boyz-n-the Hood (Remix)

[Intro]
Dr. Dre: Hey, yo, remember that sh*t Eazy did a while back?
Motherf*ckers said it wasn't gonna work.
Ice Cube: That crazy sh*t?
Dr. Dre: Yeah, the stupid sh*t, man.
MC Ren: That sh*t was dope.
Dr. Dre: Hey yo, Eazy!
Eazy-E: Wassup?
Dr. Dre: Hey man, why don't you come off the piano for a minute and bust this crazy sh*t?

[Verse 1]
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts b*tchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young n*ggas at the pad, throwin' up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the MAC-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
Jumped in the fo', hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin' new sh*t by N.W.A
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my old sh*t, it went somethin' like this
Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin' the b*tches, slappin' the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there, cold-shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin', Kilo G
He rolled down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that GTA

[Hook]
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't said sh*t

Yo, man!
Get the f*ck out!
Pump that beat!
Mothaf*cka, say what?

[Verse 2]
Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man J.D. is on freebase
The boy J.D. was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him in my car, tryin' to steal my Alpine
Chase him up the street to call a truce
The silly motherf*cker pulls out a deuce-deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge
One sucker dead, LA Times front page

[Hook]
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't said sh*t

Yo, Leroy!
Beer drinkin', breath stinkin', sniffin' glue

[Verse 3]
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill
The fellas out there makin' that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath starts stinkin'
Left to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb ho said somethin' that made me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid b*tch by her nappy-ass weave
She started talkin' sh*t, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp, slapped the ho
Her father jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out

[Hook]
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't said sh*t

Who do you think you are, Mr. Big Stuff?
Rock mothaf*cka, like the hard three the hard way

[Verse 4]
I'm rollin' hard, now I'm under control
Then wrapped the six-fo' round a telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh, brother
I'll throw it in the gutter and go buy another."
Walkin' home and I see the G ride
Now Cat is drivin' Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Cat got beaten for resistin' arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin' his Guess
Now G is caught for doin' the crime
Fourth offense on the boy, he'll do some time

[Hook]
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't said sh*t

L.A. playa
Big Drum beater

[Verse 5]
I went to get them out, but there was no bail
The fellas caused a riot in the county jail
Two days later in municipal court
Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart
"Disruption of the court," said the judge
On a six-year sentence, my man didn't budge
Bailiff came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "Fire!", then came Suzy
The b*tch came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the b*tch but didn't hurt her
Both upstate for attempted murder

[Hook]
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't said sh*t

Yeah, I kicked a little ass
But that was a blast from the past, mothaf*cka
Get busy, y'all y'all y'all y'all!