Pop Punk Is Dead

[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.
[Tim Chandler]Hey MC!
[MC chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.
[Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah.
[MC chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?
[Tim Chandler]I'm good, how are you?
[MC chris]I'm great, sir. And you?
[Tim Chandler]Ha... ha... I'm good. Listen, have a seat.
[MC chris]Thank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable...
[Tim Chandler to Secretary]Thank you, Princess. You can go...
[Secretary]Oh... okay
[Tim Chandler]Oh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.
[MC chris]Okay...
[Tim Chandler]The album... I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.
[MC chris]Thanks a lot.
[Tim Chandler]You look like a million bucks.
[MC chris]Thank you, thank you very much.
[Tim Chandler]Uh...
[MC chris]What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like... is something the matter?
[Tim Chandler]You don't know what I'm going through. It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that... that pop punk is dead...
[MC chris]What!?
[Tim Chandler]...and hip hop is the wave of the future.
[MC chris]Well... I guess it could be... I mean we don't know for sure.
[Tim Chandler]These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they... mmmmmmm
[MC chris]Look c'mon that's good music, Mr.
[Tim Chandler]Ugh... gimme a break.
[MC chris]Mr. Ch-
[Tim Chandler]Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good... I know hot dogs taste good!
[MC chris]I know you do, sir.
[Tim Chandler]I eat hot dogs!
[MC chris]I know, you have some on your desk...
[Tim Chandler]Oh... Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band... but she's married!
[MC chris]But, it's a great ban-
[Tim Chandler]It's a cock-tease band!
[MC chris]There my, there my friends, dude.
[Tim Chandler]They tease my cock.
[MC chris]Mr. Chandler...
[Tim Chandler]Listen up. You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for Christ's sake.
[MC chris]Well... I do...
[Tim Chandler]That's what I'm looking for, a man's man.
[MC chris]Yeah... yeah, that's who I am.
[Tim Chandler]Allllright... Get the fuck out of my office.
[MC chris]O... o... o... okay... Mr. Chandler... thanks for seeing me...
[Tim Chandler]Uh huh...