Myparentsaresleepinginthenextroomandidontwanttowakethemup

[Intro]
I gotta plug the keyboard in
Yup
This is the adlibs
Ayy, ayy‚ yuh nigga
You ain't know shit
My rap name is Lil Darkie
This beat is produced by Lil Cubensis
Be very quiet‚ my parents are sleeping in the adjacent room

[Verse 1]
Shhhh!
My mom and dad are sleeping
Through the corridors I'm creeping
Just to get me some juice
Tie my bedpost like a noose so I can get out of my window
Now my dad has some security
The beeping will let him know I'm tryna hang with friends though
Smoking hella indo take a silent bong rip
I hope you can hear the smoke on my lip bitch
I am just a bit rich
I have a thick bitch
Sittin' on my dick tip
I'm Indian so it fit

*Hey! Shut the fuck up! It's two in the fucking morning I gotta get up at five AM for work!

I'm sorry

Go the fuck to bed!

I'm sorry... son of a bitch

[Verse 2]
*The adlibs are back now*

Fuck my dad‚ my dad is a bitch
He's a snitch
Prolly gon go tell my mom to take the whole Nintendo Switch from me
I'll drown him in listerine
That he makes me use it even though it hurts
My dad is the worst, it's a curse, ugh
Imma go and take some gum out momma purse
Cause I bet she got some gum inside her purse
I'm the first person to think of that
Where my daddy's drinks is at?
I know this nigga ain't that smart
The fuck these nigga's drinks is at?
If I was him and he was me the fuck I'd think I'd think they at?
Underneath the sink I'd check

*UGHHHH momma got a vibrator? What the fuck? Dad‚ what the fuck is this shit nigga?

Hey shut the fuck UP!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry. Imma go to sleep now... sike nigga!*