Guitar Hero

[Verse 1: Khary]
Oh, my
Oh my god
Illest nigga on your iPod
Everyone else?
Identity fraud
Fake IDs, I spot the flaws
They study me like I'm abroad
I got more drive than your garage
I need a black-on-black like Amistad
I rock racks on racks when I'm in Prague
You rock slacks on slacks, nigga fuck yo job
You a corn, get a cob
Got a foreign girl that I call a Saab
Used to wear my heart on my sleeve
Now I cut it off when they get involved
That's a tank top
Tryna stay above water like a tank's top
'Til everything's mine, make a tank stop
I know you know that I'm kinda nice
Me and you could be dynamite
Keep it lit because I ignite
Where we go?
Maybe to that hotel
That I know you know well
I got a sack I should sell
But we gon' smoke
What it do?
When I see my niggas, it's nothing new
‘Cause we go back like FUBU shirts
I mean we go back like Pepsi Blue
You'd think I have a treasure map
All the exes that I bump into
Noxzema flows
No one's bumping you
Some how you're still a zit
When I look in the mirror I am still the shit
I might Build-A-Bear
I might steal your bitch
You can Double Dutch into a ditch
If you come around with that hating shit
You gon' call a nigga when he make a mil
Imma text you back like, “Who is this?”
All in all, I'm pretty dope
But I couldn't change her preference
‘Cause

[Chorus: Khary]
Yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah)
She wants a rocker
(She wants a rocker)
But I don't play the guitar
(I mean, I don't)
Yeah, yeah
I met her father
(I met her father)
Think he knows that we fucked in his car
(We did)
Said I'm at some school at some college up state
Got a cottage in a Cape
Okay, I kinda lied
(My bad, bruh)
Today she told me that she needed a break
I ain't know what to say
Because I'm kinda high

[Verse 2: Khary]
Bad guy bullets
You can miss me with the bullshit
You the plug, you the plug, you the plug, huh?
‘Bout to make it dim for you niggas like a dual switch
Blowing rappers out of water, that's a cool fish
In the frozen section I got no reflection
Working all night like a vampire
You broadcast broad bands, got slow connections
Headed for the top
Do it on my own
I need no Excedrin
I ain't fuck your girl, but there were fingers involved
I gave her bowling lessons
Talk about spare time
Talk bout me, nigga?
Talk about airlines
Spit fly shit like Autobot enemies
Hopefully the money pairs up with these paradigms
Is this where Atlantis is?
Head underwater, I demand a bridge
The sun's too far, not close we get
So we put it on wax like Icarus
That's vinyl, tryna feel Richie like Lionel
Niggas only wanna ride the wave when it's tidal
They ain't even read the book or the Spark Notes
But somehow niggas feel so entitled
Everything that I do is clutch
Tell these niggas hold on to their purses
Rap like you button-mashing in Street Fighter
Tell these niggas hold on to they verses
I be like Ken, like Ryu
Tell these niggas they the movie versions
She gave me gave me Low End Theory
Now I think I need new Excursions
‘Cause

[Chorus: Khary]
Yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah)
She wants a rocker
(She wants a rocker)
But I don't play the guitar
(I mean, I'm not Van Halen)
Yeah, yeah
I met her father
(I met her father)
Think he knows that we fucked in his car
(We definitely did)
I said I'm at some school at some college up state
Got a cottage in a Cape
Okay, I kinda lied
(I took some classes)
Today she told me that she needed a break
I ain't know what to say
Because I'm kinda high

[Spoken Outro: Khary]
Wait, where the fuck is my guitar solo?
Dude, wait, dude
You should just solo without me, bruh?
Bruh, I played Guitar Hero on expert for like seven days straight
I drank Mountain Dew in my mom's basement, bro
I'd fuck some goth chicks to this
Oh, you just gonna take another black man's guitar part, huh?
You gonna take another black man's guitar solo, huh?
A black man just can't play guitar, huh?
Nah man, fuck this
Fuck this, dude
I'm out