"It's Everyday Bro" (PARODY)

[Intro: Jake Paul (Bart Baker)]
Ya
Y'all can't handle this
Little Jakey and the Mickey mouse squad bout' to shut it down baby
Team 10
Bunch of social media rejects
They assigned to take the paychecks

[Verse 1: Jake Paul (Bart Baker) and *Team 10*]
I'm Logan's kid bro with the Disney Channel flow
By that I mean my rap skills suck that's obvious tho
I made a song so goddamn bad it's Friday status
It makes all Jacob's music
Sound like Grammy winning hits
Yea we're like a semen stew
Can't get whiter than us dude
This is Team 10 bi*ch we the zero talent crew!
Who are all these no name kids?
Nobody has a clue
What do any of you do?
*Leach off your Logan fame!*
I'm so famous rich and cool
Hey man why are we called Team 10
It stands for my IQ
His lyrics prove that's true!
Since I'm poppin on Youtube
I'll make crappy music too
With horrible flows and rhymes
Kit Kat's got more bars than I do
Couldn't think of a name
Creative like Logang
So just added ER
After Paul
*Wow that's lame!*
Mentally I am eight
Maturity no way
I'm Mickey's f*ckboy slave
This song just gave you AIDS!

[Chorus: Bart Baker and Team 10]
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

[Verse 2: Nick Crompton (Jake Nunes)]
You know it's Nick Crompton
And my mom's Mary Poppins
No I can't rap, and yes I do not fit in
England is my city yes, I really am that dumb
I think England is a city
My jacket and pants guarantee I get no pus*y!

[Verse 3: Chance Sutton (Tanner Kimberley)]
Two months ago I wasn't potty trained
But now I got some fame
From riding Jake's nuts without him I'm washed up
In 24 months I'll be mopping floors up like
Damn dude I shoulda stayed in school!
When they ask me what I do I'm 100 percent stumped
The sad truth in 10 years I'll be in AA
With all of my Team 10 mates
This song's a crime we should all be locked up
Jake you gotta
Stop grabbing your Disney nuts!

[Verse 4: Martinez Twins ( Kirill and Filipp Revega)]
Hold on (x5)
Can we switch the language?
We about to hit it
(In Spanish translated to English)
Yes! Now we can talk sh*t
About Jake and his song and he will not know
We did not want to do this
But Jake forced us
And he's taking all our money!
Someone please save us we beg you
This music blows and Jake is a douche
He's like our Donald
He burned both our visas
And now we're stuck
In Team 10 please kill us both!

[Chorus: Bart Baker and Team 10]
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

[Verse 5: Tessa Brooks (Alex Farnham)]
Yo it's Tessa Brooks
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
I rap bout Panera
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
Wait hold on guys guess what?
My name is Tessa
Something smells bad
It's coming from Jake's butt?

[Verse 6: Jake Paul (Bart Baker)]
It's coming from my butt

{Outro: Greg Paul (Roland Luitgaarden), Pam Stepnick (Carrie), and Jake Paul (Bart Baker)]
Alright Jakey playtime's over
Time for night night
All your little friends have gotta go
But Daaaad
It's not fair why doesn't Logan have bedtime?
Shut your trap, you little brat
(farts and poops)
Ahhh Jakey did you poopy in your diaper again?
Uh.. No I...
Is that my Rolex?
No dad please no, please please I promise I'll be a good boy
Somebody's getting a spanking tonight mister
Why can't you be more like your brother?