Peach vs Zelda Rap Battle

i>spoken:
Just 'cause you're a princess
Don't mean you gotta act royal

Zelda:
You step in Hyrule, you're under my rule
I've got divine roots in my bloodline, fool
You don't got all the disguises that I do
At least you've got Toad, he's a fun guy (True!)
I'm a psychic - I'll read your mind, too
So I've already forseen your weak rhymes (Ooh)
I was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru
Are you an ocarina? 'Cause I just played you

Peach:
You see the future with precognition?
So, you just admitted all your rhymes are written
I'm the finest princess, my whole kingdom's smitten
They all blindly obey every mission I give 'em
But I treat them well, make no mistake
When the job's done, I'll let them eat cake
I'll whack you with my racket, put you back in your place
Talk to Majora, you're gonna want a mask on your face (Woo)

Both:
I'm sick and tired of always playin' girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's goin' down
We may be royal, but only one can wear the crown

Zelda:
Mario's home, better get to bakin'
I've never seen a princess this domesticated
What good is a castle if it's more like a prison?
I fight with weapons I didn't get from the kitchen
I got the Triforce, you know that I've been blessed
You're just another dizzy damsel in distress
I'll give you back to Bowser when I'm done with you
I love a toadstool in my mushroom soup

Peach:
Diss my Mario and shit will get wild
At least he's a man, isn't Link still a child?
I'll batter your face and bake you like a cake, bitch
Buttslam you into paste, now domesticate this
Hey! Listen! Hear that, Zeldy?
The sound of you failing to outsell me
Ain't a single princess that can ever replace me
Where's Zelda? I'll tell ya, she's pushin' up Daisy (Oh no!)

Both:
I'm sick and tired of always playin' girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's goin' down
We may be royal, but only one can wear the crown

Zelda:
I'm like a bob-omb, you don't wanna spark me
I'll tell everyone you slept with all the Mario Party
I got my bow and arrow, so my blows land harder
I aim for the stars while you take blue collar
You look like a cheap Disney princess
I'd never be caught dead in that tacky pink dress
My name is legend, yours will be forgotten
Sorry, Mario, but this Peach is rotten

Peach:
Oh, is it my turn? Can I take a nap first?
Was that a lullaby or another rap verse?
Here, Zelda, borrow my umbrella
I drop cold bars, got you Frozen like Elsa
Your legend is a trend, my legacy is classic
You're riding horseback while I'm driving automatic
And you know I'm ridin' dirty as hell
I'll rally 'round your family with a pocket full of shells

spoken:
Wahoo! It's a-me, Mario! (Oh my god, oh my god, Mario, Mario, get the f--k outta here)
I'm here to save you, Peach! Oh! (Look, I don't need saving, okay? Get the f--k outta here! God, I am so out of your league it's ridiculous!)
Oh, Peach! Oh, a-Princess! Ah, mamma mia! (Stop calling me--I'm not your princess, okay? Just go home and eat that leftover cake, I'm not baking you another one)

Both:
I'm sick and tired of always playin' girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen, it's goin' down
We may be royal, but only one can wear the crown