ICarly

[Verse 1]
ICarly, oh i
Carly, you still haven't found a job
ICarly, oh i
Carly, you're kind of a useless blob
ICarly, oh i
Carly, your bedroom burned to a crisp
ICarly, oh i
Carly, it surely won't be missed
ICarly, oh i
Carly, got in a fight with Sam
ICarly, oh i
Carly, wish she would've punched your face like BAM
ICarly, oh i
Carly, everyone thinks Spencer's your dad
ICarly, oh i
Carly, it's truly kind of sad

[Chorus]
Oh, i
Carly, you smell like broccoli
Oh, i
Carly, the stench is gnarly
Oh, i
Carly, you should start packing your bags
'Cause your existence is just kind of a drag

[Verse 2]
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we all know you like Freddie
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we know you were jelly
ICarly, oh i
Carly, were you mad?
ICarly, oh i
Carly, that Sam and Freddie were once a fad?
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we all know you hate Gibby
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we know he makes you snippy
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we know you want to kill him
ICarly, oh i
Carly, we know you wouldn't miss him

[Chorus]
Oh, i
Carly, you smell like broccoli
Oh, i
Carly, the stench is gnarly
Oh, i
Carly, you should start packing your bags
'Cause your existence is just kind of a drag

[Outro]
ICarly... i
Carly... (over and over)
Bob Vila.. don't play no games (x4)