Sobriety at Its Worst

Didn't have a drink last night but I would hardly call myself sober
Been drinking hard for months on end
Gonna be one hell of a hangover
And there hasn't been a night in a long long while I didn't finish off with a beer or whiskey
Singing oh my god singing me oh my
My insides must look so squeaky, squeaky clean

But Sasha thinks I should write a song more critical of alcohol
And my time spent in bathrooms
The months I spent spinning
The angry angry angry angry feeling

Not gonna have a drink today but I still wouldn't call myself sober
'Cause I know myself and I'm afraid that I'm never gonna get better
And I'd rather take it a day at a time 'cause I think that's what I'm supposed to do
But if I set goals I tend to fuck them up and I hate it when I lose to myself

But Sasha thinks I should write a song more critical of alcohol
And my time spent in bathrooms
The months I spent spinning
The angry angry angry angry feeling

So I tend to quit while I'm ahead
It's better for my self-esteem to give up before I started
Anything
Ever
In my life
Plus not remembering the day before it helps me sleep and night

But Sasha thinks I should write a song more critical of alcohol
And my time spent in bathrooms
The months I spent spinning
The angry angry angry angry feeling

But Sasha thinks I should write a song more critical of alcohol
And I think that she's right
And I think that tonight
I'm gonna call up all my closest friend
I'm gonna tell them I love them and tell them I miss them
Then tell them I'm dying then tell them I'm kidding
Then tell them I feel like it so kinda sorta not really
But I shouldn't have to feel this bad until I feel I can tell you that I love you

I can tell you that I love you
Wanna tell you that I love you