Conga

[GLORIA]
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer

[EMILIO, spoken]
Come here listen!

[PHIL, spoken]
Emilio!

[EMILIO, spoken]
Come on, come here the song!

[PHIL, spoken]
What is this?

[EMILIO, spoken]
That is a Yamaka

[PHIL, spoken]
I know what a Yamaka is Emilio. I recall wearing one to my bar mitzvah

[EMILIO, spoken]
Okay, okay that's good! Well, that's exactly where I'm taking you!

[PHIL, spoken]
You're taking me to Ronkonkoma in 1961?

[EMILIO, spoken]
No, no! We're playing at a bar mitzvah. Come here the song!

[PHIL, spoken]
Okay, let me think about it...No!

[GLORIA]
Everybody gather 'round now
Let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance
Let the music move your feet
It's the rhythm of the island
And like sugarcane, so sweet
If you want to do the conga
You've got to listen to the beat

[GLORIA, JEREMY, JEREMY'S MOM]
Come on, shake your body baby
Do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat

[EMILIO, spoken]
Come hear the song!

[PHIL, spoken]
Leave me alone!

[EMILIO, spoken]
Phil

[PHIL, spoken]
What?

[EMILIO, spoken]
Is that guacamole on your face?

[PHIL, spoken]
No!

[EMILIO, spoken]
It needs cilantro

[PHIL, spoken]
It's avocado. That vitamin E from the pit of it--Erm what do you want?

[EMILIO, spoken]
I want you to come hear the song!

[PHIL, spoken]
Where are you playing tonight an Italian wedding?

[EMILIO, spoken]
No! Okay, yes

[PHIL, spoken]
Ugh, come on!

[GLORIA]
Feel the fire of desire
As you dance the night away
'Cause tonight we're gonna party
'Till we see the break of day
Better get yourself together
And hold on to what you got
Once the music hits your system
There's no way you're gonna stop

[GLORIA, BRIDESMAIDS, BRIDE, JEREMY, & JEREMY'S MOM]
Come on, shake your body baby
Do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga beat

[EMILIO, spoken]
C'mon Phil! You know I'm not gonna leave you alone

[PHIL, spoken]
Emilio, for the last time I'm telling you that I--

[PHIL'S WIFE]
Woo!
Woo!

[EMILIO, spoken]
Oh my god what's making that sound?

[PHIL, spoken]
That's my wife

[EMILIO, spoken]
Oh...

[PHIL, spoken]
Yeah

[EMILIO, spoken]
We're playing at a Shriners convention

[PHIL, spoken]
You've got to be kidding me!

[EMILIO, spoken]
In Las Vegas!

[PHIL'S WIFE, spoken]
Woo!

[PHIL, spoken]
Go get my bags!

[ALL]
Everybody!
Conga!
Shake your body
Conga!
Shake your body
Conga!
Shake your body
Conga!
Shake your body
Conga!
Conga!
Conga!
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do that conga
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tried it
Do the conga
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Shake your body
Shake your body
Shake your body
Come on, shake your body baby
Do that conga!

[EMILIO, spoken]
I wanna push Gloria out front

[PHIL, spoken]
She is out front

[EMILIO, spoken]
No, no, no. Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. I'm gonna talk to Warner

[PHIL, spoken]
I'm gonna talk to him not you

[EMILIO, spoken]
Why not me?

[PHIL, spoken]
Because when he says no you're just gonna lose your temper

[EMILIO, spoken]
Why would he say no?

[PHIL, spoken]
Why? Because he's gonna say we already have a brand, the Miami Sound Machine. He's gonna say the female fronts don't work

[EMILIO, spoken]
I would say young boys want her, and young girls want to be her. With her out front, we could take this band to places the Sound Machine could never dream of! And if you take your head out of your ass you'd realize that she is the brand! No offense

[PHIL, spoken]
So, I'll talk to Warren?

[EMILIO, spoken]
Yeah. Good idea