Small WeeWee

[Intro]
I mean, I was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
She just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
I mean it's small but when it rock up
It gon' run the clean up outta here
You gon' be like, "Oh lord he got a monster"
It's small right now but wait till it rock up

[Chorus]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 1]
I got a small di*k, I p*ss on my balls
I went to the doctor cause my di*k was real small
He gave me extensions say you need to try it out
I slapped the f*ck out em' for tryna play me like a hoe
I met a BBW She say, ”What is that?”
I said a Vienna Sausage now swallow that b*tch
She said, ouuu,I wish it was bigger
Now can I have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
I told her get the f*ck, I found me a new b*tch
She was straight outta [?] with that [?] bullsh*t
She told me come ova,I came to her sh*t
Before I walked in I just whipped out my di*k

[Chorus]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 2]
I met another chick she told me size don't matter
I loved the f*ck out her but the b*tch lied to me
When [?] come I hear a whole lotta sh*t
Like,”You broke ass n*gga you got a small ass di*k"
Well damn b*tch you told me size don't matter
Tell me how you feel if I bat the f*ck out ya'
I f*cked your sister she told me she ain't feel sh*t
I bet I'd start murdering pus*y if I had a fake di*k
My wee wee too small I'm starting to feel played well sh*t
I ain't trippin I hope all you b*tches die of aids
My wee wee too small I'm starting to feel played well sh*t
I ain't trippin I hope all you b*tches die of aids

[Chorus]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Outro]
I ain't lying they got me hot in this mother f*cker, you know
I know my sh*ts small but I'll still di*k a b*tch down, you know
I straight up, I see a big fine b*tch I'll whip this lil' b*tch out like
"Yeah, what up"
Suck somethin' you hear me
You already know what it is, TJE Funny Mike in this b*tch
Yeah, you know