Law And Order

[Intro: Sample]
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[Verse 1: Trials]
I was minding my P's and Q's, thinking "What would Jesus do?"
Better get yourself a lawyer, it's time to leave the room
Excuse me, sitting in my filth-like jacuzzi
Love it when they buy their records, hate it when you loop it
But that's just the music, I do it to death
I do it again [?]
So what the fuck, mate? Running in this house tough [?]
Filled the bath tub with vomit, Seddy kicked him in the arse (what?)
They said get an eternity I said "uh-uh"
Held up in a cell with Seddy, I bang Suffa
Bail me out in a UC Santa Cruz shirt
[?] Tarzan, the new jerk
So lock me up when I'm doing my thing
I got this one for the law, another two for the ping, pow
Police officer, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, being rich ain't one, hit me
[Hook: Trials (Sample)]
You better get a lawyer son
You better get a real good one, what's the deal?
(You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?)
Said, uh, better get a lawyer son
You better get a real good one
(I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit)
[Verse 2: Sesta]
Yeah, the [?] come to water but I ain't got solutions
But the judge's daughter, well, that's a prosecution
So, now I got a seclusion
[???]
I got a groom in the back when groomers attack
Apocalypse [?]
And got booze to relax, [?] for the wounds
Looks as if already gone for the booze
So I gots to get the fuck out, think I left the cigar bag at mum's house
Trying to clock Alex [?] about a month now
Every time I come out, police is all around and
"Come out with you hands up, we've got you surrounded"
Lock me up 'cause there's a chance that I've done it
You might call it stealing music, it's just sampling brother
And I still pay in advance 'til I can play a guitar
Looking shifty eyed [?], I gotta get a fucking lawyer
[Hook: Trials (Sample)]
You better get a lawyer son
You better get a real good one, what's the deal?
(You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?)
Said, uh, better get a lawyer son
You better get a real good one, what's the deal?
(I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit)
[Verse 3: Hons]
Man, I've done a lot of dumb shit, especially as a young kid
Eighteen [?] my act never got busted
Guess it was 1899, time to get smart
'Cause, once you pass that, you get fucked if they press the charge
Better get myself a lawyer
Even some [?] these days like Della [?]
(Well, son, what's the maximum you've got?)
I only got this much (well, what's the maximum you've got?)
What the fuck [?] is that?
Does he want me to pull double shifts to pay part of a track
I ain't doing all that, just want to make rap music
Without a law sue ever coming back to me
But, if it does, you can sue me
I just get a credit by my peers and [?] Jeremy [?]
Man, we sick, want the evidence?
Check the last ten years and three albums [?]