The Pre-Rolled

*cheech and chong skit*

[Verse: 1 RapGodPatRon]
Wake up in the morning and get high as fuck
I got a couple pre rolled, I'ma light it up
I'ma hit the bong and play my favorite song
And only top notch bitches come and ride with us
So hold it down if i let you in my section
Feel a mystical vibe to be all up in my presence
Might pull out a 45' if I hit it to eleven
Swimmin in a pool of liquor while I'm listening to Kendrick gotta let you know
Pat Ron that nigga, yeah
Don't forget it, yeah
Catch me in ya city, yeah
Where the bitches at?
Smoke a whole zip of that then I get it back
Bucket hat with the sperrys on, young fisherman
Drumline Pink Floyd nigga got bands
Please dont waste my time hoe, a nigga got plans
Man these nigga know I spit bars on the mic
Rap God Pat Ron
Nigga got xans, got damn
Heard they looking for a nigga like waldo
I was smoking blunts playing Grand Theft Auto
When these pretty bitchess wanna kick it like Ronaldo
If you ain't with the shits, baby girl what ya call for?
I swear i think she only diggin' 'cause she saw gold
Told that bitch I pull the strings like guitar shows
Grinding with this music can a young nigga ball tho?

[Verse 2: EA$E]
First I fuck 'em then I duck em, that's the motto
I was sippin' gold Coronas with my vatos
Lucky with these bitches like I just hit the lotto
I just want some marijuanna, can you let the pot grow?
I'm so Pablo Piccasso
And you so Ronald McDonald
Living for today like there's no tomorrow
I woke up in the morning, I was high as fuck
Live for the flip phone camera, that's so clutch
Flip flop sandles, speeding in a rush
Wake in bake intake, got my mind so stuck
Too clutch, when I'm pushing in the clutch
Stick shift riding dirty in rush
I'm that 2 phone sensei
Prolly watching hentai
Gotta get my rent paid, what you say
Got me going insane if i go missing
I know you gone miss me
I never act fake 'cause that shit don't fit me
Fuck a facade
Four door garage
I need a massage
I need a medusa to look in my eyes
Freeze on contact
Really though im all that
Shout out to the 90's
And can i get a call back?
Can i get enoug?
I'm a diamond in the rough
When we fuck and she fiending for the touch
I'm a victim of the lust
Finna blush in the brush
In the back of the steam in the back of the bus
Yeah im working for a million
Tell the teacher said they children
I'ma make it cause Im willing
Cause i told you what Im dealing
Maka-million Maxamillion on my credit card
Pussy gotten wet got me drowning in the reservoir
Sliding like debit card
I'ma start a war with them suicide doors
But i really can't afford what Im looking for
So I tell 'em live fre
White boy awesome
Passing that bitch like I was Steve Austin
Gold on my neck yeah you know that I'm flossin'
Looking at the struggle
Can't wait til im balling, balling like Jordan a fresh pair of jordans
Aristocrat and I'll get the dap and I'll hit the blunt 'cause I'm good at that
And my mind get free I won't take it back, I won't take it back

[Verse: Pat Ron]
Well Ea$e, let me take it back
And since the beat won't give me pussy I'ma rape the track
And every verse I spit I bet I state the facts
Pat Ron shit, rollin' weed, posted in the back
I just need a couple ice cubes and cup wit' some drink and a bag of the gas
And can I get a blunt, split a cut of few of my niggas and bitch wit' some ass