The Dreams Song

[Yellow Guy]
Goodnight, guys
I miss you

[Lamp]
Oh, somebody's sleepy!
Hehehehe, but that's silly!

[Yellow Guy]
No!

[Lamp]
How can you be sleepy, if you don't know how to have dreams?

[Yellow Guy]
No, I don't want to know!
I don't want to know how to have dreams!
No!
NO!!!

[Lamp]
Dreams are movies that live in your head
Every night when you sleep in your bed
You can have a dream about riding a horse
Or you can have a dream about drowning in oil!

[Yellow Guy]
No, no, NO!
NO MORE SONGS!
Ah!

[Lamp]
Oh! looks like somebody's having a bad dream?

[Red Guy #1]
Can you file these files please?

[Red Guy #2]
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Hey
Wouldn't it be funny if, um
One of these files came alive
"I am a file, and you put documents in me"
Adoot doot doot doot
"I'm a file"
Funny, silly file
Adoot doot doot
You know, it did like a song

[Red Guy #1]
No.
That sounds really boring.

[a lot of Red Guys having conversations]
[horrible piano music in the background]

[Red Guy]
But I was like yeah
That's not even the same bucket

[Red Guy]
I am the cool guy I guess
Laid-back and sad

[Red Guy]
Nowadays,
I hurt my leg today

(Red Guy walks up on stage naked.)

[Red Guy]
That's rude!
No clothes.

[Red Guy]
What's your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative
How do you get the idea?
I just try to think creatively
Now when you look at this orange
Tell me please, what do you see?
(imitating Duck) It's just a boring orange
Maybe to you, but not to me
I see a silly face
Walking along and smiling at me
(Other Red Guys start booing.)
(imitating Yellow Guy) I don't see what you mean
'Cause you're not thinking creatively!
So take a look at my hair
I use my hair to express myself
(It's not very good at all!)
(Boo!) (Go away)

[Microphone]
Don't stop now, friend!
Your voice is music to my face!

[Lamp]
You could have a dream about eating a drink
You could have a dream about buying a hat
You could have a dream about losing your friends
You could have a dream about burning your bread

[Tony]
Time is a tool you can put on the wall
Or wear it on your wrist

[Yellow Guy]
Huh?

[Clock]
The past is far behind us

[Yellow Guy]
You?!?

[Clock]
The future doesn't exist
Time went new and got old like history
Stuff from the past went into a mystery

[Yellow Guy]
You made me die!

[Clock]
But, look, a---

[Colin]
---computer!
I'm a computery guy

[Yellow Guy]
AAH!

[Computer]
Everything made out of buttons and wires
I'd like to show ya---

[Butterfly]
---why we're here
What's it all about, you have no idea
But everywhere you look,

[Yellow Guy]
NOO!

[Butterfly]
all you see is hatred
And darkness, death, and---

[Steak Guy]
---ice cream beef?
Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!

[Yellow Guy]
AAAH!

[Spinach Can]
Doesn't matter, just throw it away!
Why not try some---

[Duck]
---fish on my tray.
WHAT? Where am I---

[Space Guy]
We are in the universe!

[Yellow Guy]
Huh?!

[Space Guy]
Planets live inside the moon!
A rocket ship can go to space!
A rocket ship can go to the moon!

[Football]
Sports! Ball, let's play sports!
Cricket ball!
Red card

[Magnet]
I'm a magnet
And I'm friends with metal, I attract it
And it's my best friend

[Shovel]
Let's dig a hole
At the bottom of---

[Yellow Guy]
Make it stop!!!

[Saxophone]
Ababadoobop
I'll teach you how to buy a canoe!

[File Folder]
I am a file and you put documents in me

[Stoplight]
---Green is for go
But red is for not go
You can be crushed by a bus---

[Gel]
Let's learn about gel!
I know about gel!

[Cigarette]
Stinky mouth!

[Stereo]
Music is your favorite thing!

[Yellow Guy]
Ah! no...
I don't like it...!
(scared yelling)

(A long yellow arm approaches the back of Red Guy. Red Guy turns around to see Roy.)
[Red Guy]
Oh!...
(Red Guy notices a long cord coming out of the side of the machine. He follows it and sees a plug. He grabs it.)

...I wonder what will happen.
(Red Guy pulls the plug, rebooting the world)

[Sketchbook]
What's your favorite idea-