Arkaic vs Illmaculate

[Round 1: Arkaic]
I said well, well, well
Look who they found again
Another prick that I might have to clown again
Another Yank that I might have to out again
But he's ballin', sleeping on Bamalam's couch again
Listen, I work harder, this is well deserved karma
For when I got bumped for that money when I was Eurgh's partner
Yo, they put me down, but I rose out of the ashes with burnt armor
Just to blow this fucking Yank out of the water like Pearl Harbour
Listen my brudda, no one laughs at your jokes
I went to your ends, tried to harbor a boat
I had a quick conversation with a guard at the coast
He asked me if I had a green card, I said "no"
Shit, I thought he was going to ask if I smoked
I almost passed him a toke
Cause this is London, and out here we use fucking green card for a roach
So really boy, what bitches do you penetrate
You can't even get to second base
Your just a midget rude boy, you cannot even get a date
But I can tell you everything that I'll bet he says
He'll talk about when I went away, he'll talk about the '07 days
Talk about Steph, its bait
But lets talk about you, how you you used to be a better name
How you used to be good, how you used to entertain
About how your using Don't Flop as an extra way to extend your stay
And how you only got booked for this battle because you was in the area anyway
So who's the best at it, I got news my brudda its not you
Cos' an Illmac bar is like a seventeen year old riding around in a real nice car
I'd rate it, but I don't know who it fucking belongs to
See my man Illmac has got Caustic popping tights
See I heard his third round of this battle, bought him a watch and hat
Plus 'Saurus drops him raps and Ork was on top of that
Bitch, one of your battle verses is more like a Fresh Coast pussy track
So damn homie, in high school you was the man homie
But I got bigger fish to fry, he's an anchovy
He's [?] [?] and I'm Fat Tony
This is Marge returning from the shops, "I'm back Homey"
See that's a fact homie, you ain't nuffing but wack homie
And your careers so dead Chronicle won't even book you for BLAM! homie
I bet he thought I would greet him with some sort of open-armed sentiment
But he'll come with them "your nose is large" and Noah's Ark references
But I show no regard, I'll let the flow and bars settle this
And if he's a Big Mac, then I'm his golden arch nemesis
Bruv, I am fucking relentless, I ain't stopping this for nutting
Half of me expected him to Math Hoffa it or something
Another Yank treating Don't Flop like a holiday to London
Time
[Round 1: Illmaculate]
Yo, I know that your weapons rapping
And that, fucking Pearl's Harbour reference Crackin'
It's appropriate because If you bomb me its only cos' I let it happen
See, I ain't come to talk about WRC
You love our rings
I ain't come to talk about how he got arrested
You handled your shit like a man, I respect It
And I hope you come home with more knowledge of self than you left with
But this is what happens when you put a pup near a beast
I don't give a fuck if this cunt fears police
It'll all become clear to see
You'd rather be locked up with them
Then up here with me
So you ain't snitch right, right
Then that's how that goes, your damn straight
I'd do the same thing for my fam so I can't hate
But you trash flow is mad baked
And against 'Mac it's a mismatch
Like, like, like that nose and that face
Yeah I question there relationship
You could probably tell me what strain of weed I smoke
Where its made and when, if you care to take a whiff
I would never dare to say you snitch
Shit, remember in that 2 on 2 when Ok was there and came with Diz
It wasn't fair, Oshea was spit
You must have had of them flashbacks of those interrogation clips
Where you sit there and claim the fifth
Cos' you was barely saying shit
So I don't want to here about a battle that happened like 8 years ago
When your still living in the shadow of rappers I ate years ago
You have the attributes of a rapping mutant
This last year you made mad improvements
But don't let that go to your head
It already looks like an egg that fuckin' hatched a human
I don't give a fuck about the ounces that you hustle
I came to clown you in your bubble
Show how predictable you are to the crowd and your in trouble
Example, [whispers = show em who's bitch you are]
I command you to start your round with a rebuttal
Time!
[Round 2: Arkaic]
Yo, my man said my head looks like a cracked egg
Well that's fine, yours does too, but yours hasn't hatched yet
So I'ma catch this body on behalf of Don't Flop Entertainment
See they wrote me off for ages
And if he's out of this world
I'll kill him while he's floating on a spaceship
Like Dozer in the Matrix
But you should've known I'd box his face in
And give the monkey from Coco Pops a face lift
I'm trying to focus on the basics
Get a bonus in my pay slip, but not him
See, raps his only occupation
And he's going broke so you know he's phoning all of these promoters up for favors
But if that's the case, this is what happens when i put you under closer observation
And I'd tell you to keep your chin up
But that's the only way you can hold a conversation
Hey yo, a legend is born
This is Brooklyn on December the 4th
I go Ed-a-ward Norton, American X on this dwarf
Foot pressed to the floor
With a curb next to his jaw
I get it bruv, I get it, you got no respect for the force
You've broken every single American law
You put the lead in the four, spray it off and then let it explore
But if that's the case, how'd you even get your little legs in the door
And that's funny, cos' you can get into my country but I can't get into yours
And of course, I know he's only ever good when he ever he's with Pete
They stay in hotels and he tickles feathers on his feet
You ain't exactly the strongest member of the team
And anyone that's heard of you and 'Saurus knows your Aldous Snow
You ain't putting on a performance unless you get him to the Greek
You lost to PoRICH and Diaz, do you know how waste that is
Your crews called Sandpeople like star wars, do you know how gay that is
Listen, and you ain't getting payed for shit
I mean what are you getting between you, like $200 a night
And your manager get's 10%, that's like $20 a night
Bruvva, I ain't knocking your grind, I'm fully on for working in the job that you like
But you got that kind of face that says "I'm the one they send to the shops all the time"
Yo, you want short jokes, fine
He's so short; he looks like he lives in a windmill on a crazy golf course
Fuck it, yo, He's so short we know this ain't incredibly fair
He's so short he needs ladder, just to get up the stairs
And against Arsonal you chocked like a chicken
In your battles you go ''aye, aye", like that's the only consistence
Which makes me think you're a scouser of an alchy that hated the old life he lived in
Either that or your buying batteries and need roadside assistance!
See it's a par because I've been barring, way before his partner get skin grafted
You perform to a bunch of backpackers, your hardly a big artist
I make him go all types of nuts, like a jar full of mixed almonds
And you're getting bodied overseas like Osama Bin Laden!
Time
[Round 2: Illmaculate]
So I blacked out against Arsonal, fuckibg A
But you don't have crusty braids and I ain't drunk today
Besides that night was Cool Runnings, obviously someone gave Sanka his lucky egg
See I can roast in my sleep
Cruge';s dad told me that weed was gross but it's cheap
Now image all the weed that you sold in the street
Yep, that's what I smoke in a week
I smoke more than you sold
I sold more than you know
I lost more than you made
And made more than you owe
I saved more than you seen
Destroyed more than you grown
You say more than you think
And I think more than you spoke
You complain more than a breeze
Flop more than you flow
Bitch I get paid more than you free
And forgot more than you wrote
Yo, It's Arkaic the lyrical gangsta
He'd rather cipher than have vagina
He don't get along fully with chicks
Cos' they don't appreciate proper multis and flips
Now picture him spitting at a bird trying to chill later
But if they ain't seen Juice vs Super Nat would he still date her
Hell nah that's a deal breaker
I ain't come to talk about your chick getting with me
Cos' I bet you feel Worthless since you heard somebody slipped her a Mickey
She swore what she gave you, she wouldn't give up to any
I guess she slipped up with Mickey like a mix up at Disney
If you re-wind this battle, you'll see I gave her an exclusive interview
So if I'm tired, it's only because she blew my inner tube
But your used to getting the door closed on your nose ha
She's probably got hormones like a porno's on
So I might have to stay in that box like getting foreclosed on
See, when you think of all the rappers that allegedly had her
It kind of brings a new meaning to who's setting the standard
You pale in comparison and if melanin matters
Tonight's a Full House but being near the spotlight won't make Stephanie Tann-er