Big Chain Records

Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, I can't believe this... Whole family bout
To get kiced out on the strets. I ain't got no money, God. Man it's gonna get
Worse.

Lady at Big Chain Records (La
Chainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is
La
Chainya speaking. How may I help you?

Ludacris: Uh yeah... um... I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit
My contract.

La
Chainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to
The head chain in charge. Hold please.

Music: big chain records. big chain. big chain records. big chain.

Big Chainy: Big Chainy!

Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy

Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah I need 30 chains down in New
Oreleans. Go 'head

Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...

Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin', brotha?

Ludacris: Hey can I come up and see you?'cause I'm having a couple...

Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent.

Luda: Aight

Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'?

Luda: What's goin' on...

Big Chainy: That's a pretty little chain you got there (I know, I know)

Luda: Um... I was having a couple problems here because I was lookin' over my
Contract and I seem to be having a some issues. It states here that I'm supposed
To get my advance when I signed the contract and I still havent gotten my
Advance and I don't know what's goin' on.

Big Chainy: Oh... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (Luda:right)
What I don't think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a
Really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain)

Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay I understand that but it says here that I'm
Supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I don't have any money, i-i need money...

Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What I don't think
You understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big
(Luda:right), platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give
You some big ass earrings.

Luda:okay look, I understand about the chain man, my family's about to get
Kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh that's terrible) I mean, I have no
Money whatsoever. I need money...

Big Chainy: you know what? I don't usually do this, okay... I don't usually do
This but but since you don't believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE
THE CHAIN!) (backround: Ah! Damn that's a big ass chain!) that is a big ass
Chain...

Luda: oh God. i, I guess I didn't realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy:
Yeah, its, it's not a problem) I'm sorry. jus-just forget about what I was
Talkin' about...

Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin' off, we're expanding.
(Right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains
Can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big
Ass chains (luda: all right. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!