Wonderland

MATT
Ivy's birthday's in a week
I want to get her something mad

NADIA
How about a pair of faker boobs?
An STD she hasn't had?

TANYA
You should throw her a surprise

LUCAS
We'll help you make it uppercrust

MATT
Yeah, something classy, something small...you'll help?

NADIA
Matthew...where's the trust?

IVY
Trust for what?

NADIA
That you've done smut

MATT
Oh, we were talking about the rave

LUCAS
I made the snacks

TANYA
I've got the guide

IVY
I guess we're set

LUCAS
We need a ride

TANYA
The church's van

PETER
You have the keys

MATT
So I should steal it?

TANYA
Borrow

IVY
Please?

JASON
Why not?

MATT
Well, Where do I begin?

TANYA
It's all we got

LUCAS
One little sin

Come to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

MATT
How far away is this rave?

LUCAS
Just make sure the tank is full

TANYA
Just come

MATT
This map is kinda vague

LUCAS
Well, when we're close we'll feel the pull

JASON
I have some clothes that you can wear

MATT
And what is that supposed to mean?

TANYA
You look like a million bucks
Wear something cheaper to the scene

MATT
There's no way to cross this road

PETER
I think the map is upside down

LUCAS
Our parents had it easier
The disco didn't move around

TANYA
Yeah, but who can groove to that?
And what's with spelling with your hands?

IVY
Did you ever see them rolling?

EVERYONE
God, they'd never understand
Off to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

LUCAS
Now there's more than one way to feel alive
That's why the party never ends
Though X is still the treat of choice
I brought along some friends
Boys and girls, our show today
Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K'

MATT
What?

LUCAS
G and K, they are both intense
They enhance your X experience

TANYA
Professor

LUCAS
Exhibit A:
'K'! Sit back, listen and learn
A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn
The return is worth every bit
Trust me kids, this is powerful, powerful shit, sit
Watch what I come with! Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with
On it! The way that I'm on
You suckers and fuckers gonna love how you gone! You're golden
Secret scenes unfoldin', you feelin' and boldin'
You tuckin' and rollin'
You're part of the action, but standing apart
You're fast as a fraction; the fact is attraction
Is on 'til dawn, but don't overtake it
High on the stakes when you find that you wake in a 'K' hole
Like the world gone bad
Worse than the worst shit that you've ever had
Your take ain't fake, shakin' and stir
Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred
You're beggin and buggin, cuz you're soul is so lonely
Your only defense is the fact that you know me
I got your back, but I won't babysit
I don't need that shit

Exhibit B:
'G'! Comes clear, but I colored it blue
So you won't use the 'thought it was water' excuse
Liquid X is in effect but that's the formal name
Take it out once and you're never the same

All my ladies

GIRLS
Huh?

LUCAS
All my ladies?

GIRLS
Yeah

LUCAS
To my fellas

BOYS
Yeah?

LUCAS
To my fellas

BOYS
...Yeah

LUCAS
Pay attention my friends, cuz class is in session
A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm stressin'
This is stronger than 'K', overdose ain't a joke
Too much is a coma and you're certain to choke
So show me how you you care, and party hardy aware
I ain't draggin' your ass home if you fail to beware
It's fun for all y'all, and all for fun
But keep in mind, remember rule number one:
I know you know X, this shit has limits
Play the game playa, but play to stay in it...UGH
Are you in or not ?

MATT
Ok, what time?

LUCAS
We'd have to leave by nine...

TANYA
Come on it'll be fun

MATT
Well I dont know, maybe...

IVY
Maybe ?

MATT
Alright I'll go